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sing me a lullaby

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Originally posted by stocken
sing me a lullaby
Why aren't my speakers working? 😠

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Originally posted by mokko
Why aren't my speakers working? 😠
They're on strike.

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Originally posted by AThousandYoung
They're on strike.
The power's dead.

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They're not on strike and the power ain't dead. 😠
They worked fine last night now they don't work.

How can I sing Stocken a lullaby if I don't have working speakers. 😠😠😠😠😠

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Originally posted by mokko
They're not on strike and the power ain't dead. 😠
They worked fine last night now they don't work.

How can I sing Stocken a lullaby if I don't hae working speakers. 😠😠😠😠😠
HE'S the one who needs the speakers, Booger Babe. YOU need a microphone. That's SCIENCE.

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Originally posted by mokko
Why aren't my speakers working? 😠
It's the thought that counts. 🙂

You could also just tickle my neck a little, while going: "godlidoodlidooo". That always makes me giggle and pull my shoulder up while waving my little arms and legs around. But only if you do it out of motherly love. 🙂

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Originally posted by AThousandYoung
HE'S the one who needs the speakers, Booger Babe. YOU need a microphone. That's SCIENCE.
I can't sing unless I have music loud enough to drown out the sound of my voice.

seriously what the heck is wrong with my speakers? 🙁

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Originally posted by mokko
I can't sing unless I have music loud enough to drown out the sound of my voice.

seriously what the heck is wrong with my speakers? 🙁
Turn them on. Plug them in. That's SCIENCE.

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Originally posted by AThousandYoung
Turn them on. Plug them in. That's SCIENCE.
SCIENCE has failed. They're plugged in and turned on. 😠

Devine intervention?

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Where's Jesus?

http://uncyclopedia.org/images/f/f8/Nojesus.jpg

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Hey!? People! I'm the one who wants to die here. Could I please get a hug and a lullaby? Now? :'(

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Originally posted by stocken
Hey!? People! I'm the one who wants to die here. Could I please get a hug and a lullaby? Now? :'(
If you want to die, I'll respect your wish.

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Originally posted by Bowmann
Where's Jesus?
He's busy shagging Judas and planning their plot on the roof of that building.

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Originally posted by Palynka
If you want to die, I'll respect your wish.
Yea, you always did strike me as exceptionally cold and heartless. 😠