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Originally posted by Bowmann
Where's Jesus?

http://uncyclopedia.org/images/f/f8/Nojesus.jpg
Right here messing with my speakers. 😠

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Rock-a-bye Stockie
On the tree top
When the wind blows
You'll crash and that'll be the end of your normal existence because you'll be a quadriplegic


😲

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Originally posted by stocken
Hey!? People! I'm the one who wants to die here. Could I please get a hug and a lullaby? Now? :'(
Shut up you drivelling pile of poo......I'm trying to fix my speakers. You'll get your lullaby when I get my sound back.

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Uhm. I'm sensing a certain hostility towards me here. 😕

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Originally posted by stocken
Uhm. I'm sensing a certain hostility towards me here. 😕
Sorry baby, mommies trying to smash her PC to bits. Here's a lovely pair of scissors to play with till I'm done. 🙂

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Originally posted by mokko
Shut up you drivelling pile of poo......I'm trying to fix my speakers. You'll get your lullaby when I get my sound back.
There's nothing wrong with your speakers. You accidently changed the amplifier to the wrong input device.

Edit: oooooh those kind of speakers!

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Hug me you pissants!!! 😠

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Originally posted by Wheely
TH'here's nothing wrong with your speakers. You accidently changed the amplifier to the wrong input device.
How the heck did I accidently do that?
And I do I accidently undo it?

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Originally posted by mokko
How the heck did I accidently do that?
And I do I accidently undo it?
I didn't realize you were talking about PC speakers!

In that case.....

There's nothing wrong with your speakers, it's your computer that's broken.

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Originally posted by Wheely
I didn't realize you were talking about PC speakers!

In that case.....

There's nothing wrong with your speakers, it's your computer that's broken.
:'(:'(:'(:'(:'(:'(:'(:'(:'(:'(:'(:'(:'(

Why? How? Why?

I need my speakers!

:'(:'(:'(:'(:'(:'(:'(:'(:'(:'(:'(:'(:'(

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Originally posted by stocken
Hug me you pissants!!! 😠
I love it when you show your kinder, gentler side! (?)

OK

Go to sleepy little baby
Go to sleepy little baby
When you wake
We'll pat-a-pat-a-cake
And ride a shiny little pony



Better?

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Originally posted by mokko
:'(:'(:'(:'(:'(:'(:'(:'(:'(:'(:'(:'(:'(

Why? How? Why?

I need my speakers!

:'(:'(:'(:'(:'(:'(:'(:'(:'(:'(:'(:'(:'(
You know, you could just tell us what it is you're trying to play and we could hum it for you.

Other than that you have
1) Checked cables,
2) CHECKED VOLUME
3) Made sure any lights that are usually on are still on
4) You haven't gone deaf

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Originally posted by mokko
:'(:'(:'(:'(:'(:'(:'(:'(:'(:'(:'(:'(:'(

Why? How? Why?

I need my speakers!

:'(:'(:'(:'(:'(:'(:'(:'(:'(:'(:'(:'(:'(
Mokko, my friend, try this. Reboot your computer. Really. Sometimes I lose my speakers, sometimes I lose my internet network, and if I reboot my computer everything's fine. Don't know why. It's a sacrifice to the Gods.

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Originally posted by reader1107
Mokko, my friend, try this. Reboot your computer. Really. Sometimes I lose my speakers, sometimes I lose my internet network, and if I reboot my computer everything's fine. Don't know why. It's a sacrifice to the Gods.
Fine....I'll reboot. 🙁

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Originally posted by reader1107
Don't know why.
That's easy. You're runing M$ Windows.