Originally posted by LinkHyruleHello Mr. Ford
I wrote down one of their songs if you care to read it.
by Buddy, What’s ‘is Name, and the Other Feller
Dear Mr. Ford,
I dearly love my van.
An 85’ F-150;
was a beauty when it ran,
but it didn’t run a long, long time.
So I buried it in the ground.
Well sure it makes a little bit o’ smell, but it never makes the sound.
(Chorus)
Things fell off and things let go.
Nuts loosen up and I was always bein’ toed.
Things would seize and refuse to work and I always felt like a real jerk,
out there on the road, when my van wouldn’t go. So,
I got sick of draggin’ it ‘ome.
Wouldn’t it rot your socks, just as I’d fix one thing on, another thing fell off?
So I buried it in the ground.
With a 4” pipe up through ‘er,
and now I got me an 85’ F-150 econo-line sewer.
(Chorus)
dear Mr. Ford, I got thinkin’ the other day.
You know myself and the other fellers kinda like the old interior,
I guess we’re willin’ to pay.
We’re orderin’ a brand-new van,
with them seats custom made.
We’re gonna park it on top of the sewer pipe and that’s where it’s go’n to stay.
(2nd Chorus)
Things won’t fall off, they wont let go.
Nuts won’t loosen up, I won’t need it toed.
Things won’t seize nor refuse to work, though I might look like a real jerk,
every time I got to go, but it will pleasure me to know that my outhouse will be a Ford.
