washing machine jokes

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24 Jan 07 22:05

celticcountry

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24 Jan 07 22:05

why was the washing machine laughing?

Because it was taking the p**s out of the pants!

Nordlys

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24 Jan 07 22:11

What's the difference between a viola player and a washing machine?
The washing machine vibrates.

The German version of this joke is better, but untranslatable:

Was ist der Unterschied zwischen einem Bratscher und einer Waschmaschine?
Die Waschmaschine vibriert, es kommt was Sauberes raus, und sie kommt erst am Ende ins Schleudern.

mochiron

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24 Jan 07 22:23

Originally posted by Nordlys
What's the difference between a viola player and a washing machine?
The washing machine vibrates.

The German version of this joke is better, but untranslatable:

Was ist der Unterschied zwischen einem Bratscher und einer Waschmaschine?
Die Waschmaschine vibriert, es kommt was Sauberes raus, und sie kommt erst am Ende ins Schleudern.

Nord...the Deutch version is better....

celticcountry

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Eastbourne

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24 Jan 07 22:24

Originally posted by Nordlys
What's the difference between a viola player and a washing machine?
The washing machine vibrates.

The German version of this joke is better, but untranslatable:

Was ist der Unterschied zwischen einem Bratscher und einer Waschmaschine?
Die Waschmaschine vibriert, es kommt was Sauberes raus, und sie kommt erst am Ende ins Schleudern.

BEKO

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24 Jan 07 23:06

Originally posted by celticcountry
why was the washing machine laughing?

Because it was taking the p**s out of the pants!

Must be a UK expression.

Daemon Sin

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24 Jan 07 23:09

What's the difference between a 16 year old girl and a washing machine?

~ You can dump your load in a washing machine and it won't follow you around for 3 weeks telling you how much it loves you.

shavixmir

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24 Jan 07 23:12

Originally posted by celticcountry
why was the washing machine laughing?

Because it was taking the p**s out of the pants!

What's the difference between a washing machine and a dryer?
One makes clothing wet and the other makes them dry.

Nope. Not funny. But neither is this thread, go figure...

Nordlys

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24 Jan 07 23:15

"Normal is a setting on a washing machine."

Not funny either, but I like it anyway.

oxtoby

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25 Jan 07 08:17

Originally posted by AThousandYoung
Must be a UK expression.

take the piss to make fun of have a laugh at someone elses expense

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25 Jan 07 08:26

Originally posted by oxtoby
take the piss to make fun of have a laugh at someone elses expense

What about the pants?

oxtoby

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25 Jan 07 08:31

Originally posted by AThousandYoung
What about the pants?

the thread is pants

Jusuh

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25 Jan 07 10:03

Originally posted by oxtoby
the thread is pants

the thread is about pants!

I hate when people commit grammatical errors, even in easy sentences.

Nordlys

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25 Jan 07 10:05

Originally posted by Jusuh
the thread is about pants!

I hate when people commit grammatical errors, even in easy sentences.

You are pants.

Jusuh

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25 Jan 07 11:27

1 edit

Originally posted by Nordlys
You are pants.

see...even norwegians can form simple english sentences.

Nordlys

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25 Jan 07 14:53

Originally posted by Jusuh
see...even norwegians can form simple english sentences.

I are not Norwegian.