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why was the washing machine laughing?

Because it was taking the p**s out of the pants!

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What's the difference between a viola player and a washing machine?
The washing machine vibrates.

The German version of this joke is better, but untranslatable:

Was ist der Unterschied zwischen einem Bratscher und einer Waschmaschine?
Die Waschmaschine vibriert, es kommt was Sauberes raus, und sie kommt erst am Ende ins Schleudern.

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Originally posted by Nordlys
What's the difference between a viola player and a washing machine?
The washing machine vibrates.

The German version of this joke is better, but untranslatable:

Was ist der Unterschied zwischen einem Bratscher und einer Waschmaschine?
Die Waschmaschine vibriert, es kommt was Sauberes raus, und sie kommt erst am Ende ins Schleudern.
Nord...the Deutch version is better....

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Originally posted by Nordlys
What's the difference between a viola player and a washing machine?
The washing machine vibrates.

The German version of this joke is better, but untranslatable:

Was ist der Unterschied zwischen einem Bratscher und einer Waschmaschine?
Die Waschmaschine vibriert, es kommt was Sauberes raus, und sie kommt erst am Ende ins Schleudern.
BEKO

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Originally posted by celticcountry
why was the washing machine laughing?

Because it was taking the p**s out of the pants!
Must be a UK expression.

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What's the difference between a 16 year old girl and a washing machine?

~ You can dump your load in a washing machine and it won't follow you around for 3 weeks telling you how much it loves you.

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Originally posted by celticcountry
why was the washing machine laughing?

Because it was taking the p**s out of the pants!
What's the difference between a washing machine and a dryer?
One makes clothing wet and the other makes them dry.

Nope. Not funny. But neither is this thread, go figure...

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"Normal is a setting on a washing machine."

Not funny either, but I like it anyway.

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Originally posted by AThousandYoung
Must be a UK expression.
take the piss to make fun of have a laugh at someone elses expense

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Originally posted by oxtoby
take the piss to make fun of have a laugh at someone elses expense
What about the pants?

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Originally posted by AThousandYoung
What about the pants?
the thread is pants

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Originally posted by oxtoby
the thread is pants
the thread is about pants!

I hate when people commit grammatical errors, even in easy sentences.

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Originally posted by Jusuh
the thread is about pants!

I hate when people commit grammatical errors, even in easy sentences.
You are pants.

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Originally posted by Nordlys
You are pants.
see...even norwegians can form simple english sentences.

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Originally posted by Jusuh
see...even norwegians can form simple english sentences.
I are not Norwegian.

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