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I'm a programmer by trade and skilled in multiple OS's.

I'm sat here watching my washing machine eat my wallet and the money in it.

I clicked cancel. It stopped. Door won't open. I wait. 10mins...30mins....an hour.
Door won't open.

I select 'hand-wash, pump-out'. Machine adds more water.

I go at it with a knife. It sneers and churns at me.

What kind of voodoo magic do I need to use to get this thing to operate logically?

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Originally posted by Thequ1ck
I'm a programmer by trade and skilled in multiple OS's.

I'm sat here watching my washing machine eat my wallet and the money in it.

I clicked cancel. It stopped. Door won't open. I wait. 10mins...30mins....an hour.
Door won't open.

I select 'hand-wash, pump-out'. Machine adds more water.

I go at it with a knife. It sneers and churns at me.

What kind of voodoo magic do I need to use to get this thing to operate logically?
Try putting it to the spin setting, door will not open with water in it, if that fails, call an exorcist and play 'Mike Oldfields' Tubular Bells' while your waiting.

P.s Do you owe the washing machine any money 🙂

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Fixed it!

The solution was simple and elegant.

I borrowed my gf's blouse and approached the machine. Summoning the power
of all that is illogical, I commanded the machine to wash without washing and spin
without spinning. Now I just need to wait out the wash cycle.

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Originally posted by kevcvs57
Try putting it to the spin setting, door will not open with water in it, if that fails, call an exorcist and play 'Mike Oldfields' Tubular Bells' while your waiting.

P.s Do you owe the washing machine any money 🙂
There is no spin only option.

Don't owe the machine money, unless...you don't think it's been pimping the vac out?

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Originally posted by Thequ1ck
There is no spin only option.

Don't owe the machine money, unless...you don't think it's been pimping the vac out?
If She is one of them 'fast and loose' Dyson's using that whoretex technology anything is possible.

P.s 'borrowing' the gf's blouse, does that help you to think more clearly 🙂

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Originally posted by kevcvs57
If She is one of them 'fast and loose' Dyson's using that whoretex technology anything is possible.

P.s 'borrowing' the gf's blouse, does that help you to think more clearly 🙂
No, It's one of those classic Kirby's, sleek aluminium frame, front-mounted headlight
and Teflon hosiers. She's loud and hard to handle but my god, she could strip the
chrome off a moving car.

P.s Yes it does, I might just keep it on a little longer and try and learn it's secrets.

-sent from blackberry device-

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I'm approaching a part of town now where I seen other wizened men in similar
apparel. They all smell so clean, these people know the secret of washing machine
logic. I must follow them to achieve enlightenment.

I ask them their secret and what God they pray to. They lead me into a room filled
with icons. There is some kind of language written on them which I can't decipher.

They tell me I must kneel before their God and enlightenment will be achieved. I
see light through the magic portal in the wall and begin my meditation like they said. 'Ohmmmm, Ohmmm'.

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Originally posted by Thequ1ck
No, It's one of those classic Kirby's, sleek aluminium frame, front-mounted headlight
and Teflon hosiers. She's loud and hard to handle but my god, she could strip the
chrome off a moving car.

P.s Yes it does, I might just keep it on a little longer and try and learn it's secrets.

-sent from blackberry device-
Quality is always in fashion, and that is true of vacuum's, blouse's, and gf's 😉

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Originally posted by Thequ1ck
I'm a programmer by trade and skilled in multiple OS's.


What kind of voodoo magic do I need to use to get this thing to operate logically?
If you actually are that skilled a programmer, you know how to RTFM.

Richard

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Originally posted by Shallow Blue
If you actually are that skilled a programmer, you know how to RTFM.

Richard
What I actually said was I was a programmer and skilled in OS's.

I'm trying to understand you SB. I read back a few
pages of your forum posts and wow you're aggressive. I'd say
you average 2/3 posts as attacks on people or their views across
all forums.

Why are you so angry? Are you Ginger or something?

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My wife thanks you. Now I can do the washing, leaving her free to do whatever it is she does. She seems to go out a lot. Mostly at night and she's "all dressed up". 😳

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Originally posted by Great Big Stees
My wife thanks you. Now I can do the washing, leaving her free to do whatever it is she does. She seems to go out a lot. Mostly at night and she's "all dressed up". 😳
That's the day Nurse, you never see the night Night nurse because of the sedatives.

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Originally posted by kevcvs57
That's the day Nurse, you never see the night Night nurse because of the sedatives.
Then why does she insist that I give her all the money and she doles out a small stipend to me each month? Can "nurses" do that?

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Originally posted by Great Big Stees
Then why does she insist that I give her all the money and she doles out a small stipend to me each month? Can "nurses" do that?
Yes we call it care in the community, enjoy, next stop is the funny farm.