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See what our drink orders say about us (from an e-mail forward I got today) :

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Subject: Drinks Show Your Personality


Before you order a drink in public, you should read this!

Seven New York City bartenders were asked if they could nail a woman's personality based on what she drinks. Though interviewed separately, they concurred on almost all counts.

The results:

Drink: Beer
Personality: Causal, low-maintenance; down to earth.
Your Approach: Challenge her to a game of pool.


Drink: Blender Drinks
Personality: Flaky, whiny, annoying; a pain in the ass.
Your Approach: Avoid her, unless you want to be her cabana boy.


Drink: Mixed Drinks
Personality: Older, more refined, high maintenance, has very picky taste; knows EXACTLY what she wants.
Your Approach: You won't have to approach her. If she's interested, she'll send YOU a drink..................


Drink: Wine
Personality: Conservative and classy; sophisticated yet giggles.
Your Approach: Tell her you love to travel and spend quiet evenings with friends.


Drink: White Zinfandel
Personality: Easy; thinks she is classy and sophisticated, actually, she has NO clue.
Your Approach: Make her feel smarter than she is...this should be an easy target.


Drink: Shots

Personality: Likes to hang with frat-boy pals and looking to get totally drunk... and naked.
Your Approach: Easiest hit in the joint. You have been blessed. Nothing to do but wait, however, be careful not to make her mad!

Drink: Tequila
No explanations required - everyone just KNOWS what happens there.


THEN, there is the MALE addendum ----

The deal with guys is, as always, very simple and clear cut:

Domestic Beer: He's poor and wants to get laid.

Imported Beer: He likes good beer and wants to get laid.

Wine: He is hoping that the wine will give him a sophisticated image to help him get laid.

Whiskey: He doesn't give a damn about anything but getting laid.

Tequila: He is thinking he has a chance with the toothless waitress.

White Zinfandel: He's gay

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Bananarama

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So what does everybody drink? 😉

I usually drink Heineken and tequila, which means I like good beer and toothless "jobs". Can't go wrong there!!! :'(

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Once in a great while...if I am feeling celebratory....

I'll have a Shirley Temple....once I had a double!

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Bananarama

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Originally posted by Aynat
Once in a great while...if I am feeling celebratory....

I'll have a Shirley Temple....once I had a double!
I think that makes you a horny Amish, but I'm just trying to read between the lines here.

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Bananarama

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C'mon ladies, I've seen you reaching for daiquiris in the bars. Who's big enough to admit it?

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Ice water for me, and the occasional Dr. Pepper on the rocks....but then I don't hang out in bars much.

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Hot chocolate.

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Real ale (Brains or Deuchars) or nice lagers (San Miguel, Heineken, etc.). If I'm just pubbing it that night, maybe just stick to Tennants to save the cash!

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Originally posted by PBE6
See what our drink orders say about us (from an e-mail forward I got today) :

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Subject: Drinks Show Your Personality


Before you order a drink in public, you should read this!

Seven New York City bartenders were asked if they could nail a woman's personality based on what she drinks. Though interviewed separately, they concurred on almost all ...[text shortened]... is thinking he has a chance with the toothless waitress.

White Zinfandel: He's gay

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Hey this is funny, I kinda fit into several things, always depends on who I'm with...
With the guys from my class, it's usually beer. And yeah, I like pool 😀
I like mixed drinks like barcardi coke when with my American friends... they're kinda more sophisticated than the people from my class (wtf, it makes me "older, more refined"???
Well I only like the really sweet wines (the ones that give you a headache 😞) and that description fits me kinda well.
I love bailey's, but I've never gotten really drunk with it...
... and does Caipirinha qualify as a blender drink? I usually drink that when I've already had a lot to drink... but I just love it 😀

Woohoo, I'm weird!!!!!

Angie 😀

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usually cider (strongbow)...unless someone else is buying 😉

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Bananarama

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Originally posted by angie88
Hey this is funny, I kinda fit into several things, always depends on who I'm with...
With the guys from my class, it's usually beer. And yeah, I like pool 😀
I like mixed drinks like barcardi coke when with my American friends... they're kinda more sophisticated than the people from my class (wtf, it makes me "older, more refined"???
Well I only lik ...[text shortened]... I've already had a lot to drink... but I just love it 😀

Woohoo, I'm weird!!!!!

Angie 😀
Definitely not "weird", more like "adventurous". I'm glad to hear that shots are not your drink of choice. You're obviously too classy by half! 😉

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Bananarama

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Originally posted by wucky3
usually cider (strongbow)...unless someone else is buying 😉
I happen to know several excellent bars that would be only too happy to let me buy you Strongbow. You should really come by the T-dot...
😉

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