See what our drink orders say about us (from an e-mail forward I got today) :
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Subject: Drinks Show Your Personality
Before you order a drink in public, you should read this!
Seven New York City bartenders were asked if they could nail a woman's personality based on what she drinks. Though interviewed separately, they concurred on almost all counts.
The results:
Drink: Beer
Personality: Causal, low-maintenance; down to earth.
Your Approach: Challenge her to a game of pool.
Drink: Blender Drinks
Personality: Flaky, whiny, annoying; a pain in the ass.
Your Approach: Avoid her, unless you want to be her cabana boy.
Drink: Mixed Drinks
Personality: Older, more refined, high maintenance, has very picky taste; knows EXACTLY what she wants.
Your Approach: You won't have to approach her. If she's interested, she'll send YOU a drink..................
Drink: Wine
Personality: Conservative and classy; sophisticated yet giggles.
Your Approach: Tell her you love to travel and spend quiet evenings with friends.
Drink: White Zinfandel
Personality: Easy; thinks she is classy and sophisticated, actually, she has NO clue.
Your Approach: Make her feel smarter than she is...this should be an easy target.
Drink: Shots
Personality: Likes to hang with frat-boy pals and looking to get totally drunk... and naked.
Your Approach: Easiest hit in the joint. You have been blessed. Nothing to do but wait, however, be careful not to make her mad!
Drink: Tequila
No explanations required - everyone just KNOWS what happens there.
THEN, there is the MALE addendum ----
The deal with guys is, as always, very simple and clear cut:
Domestic Beer: He's poor and wants to get laid.
Imported Beer: He likes good beer and wants to get laid.
Wine: He is hoping that the wine will give him a sophisticated image to help him get laid.
Whiskey: He doesn't give a damn about anything but getting laid.
Tequila: He is thinking he has a chance with the toothless waitress.
White Zinfandel: He's gay
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Originally posted by PBE6Hey this is funny, I kinda fit into several things, always depends on who I'm with...
See what our drink orders say about us (from an e-mail forward I got today) :
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Subject: Drinks Show Your Personality
Before you order a drink in public, you should read this!
Seven New York City bartenders were asked if they could nail a woman's personality based on what she drinks. Though interviewed separately, they concurred on almost all ...[text shortened]... is thinking he has a chance with the toothless waitress.
White Zinfandel: He's gay
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With the guys from my class, it's usually beer. And yeah, I like pool 😀
I like mixed drinks like barcardi coke when with my American friends... they're kinda more sophisticated than the people from my class (wtf, it makes me "older, more refined"???
Well I only like the really sweet wines (the ones that give you a headache 😞) and that description fits me kinda well.
I love bailey's, but I've never gotten really drunk with it...
... and does Caipirinha qualify as a blender drink? I usually drink that when I've already had a lot to drink... but I just love it 😀
Woohoo, I'm weird!!!!!
Angie 😀
Originally posted by angie88Definitely not "weird", more like "adventurous". I'm glad to hear that shots are not your drink of choice. You're obviously too classy by half! 😉
Hey this is funny, I kinda fit into several things, always depends on who I'm with...
With the guys from my class, it's usually beer. And yeah, I like pool 😀
I like mixed drinks like barcardi coke when with my American friends... they're kinda more sophisticated than the people from my class (wtf, it makes me "older, more refined"???
Well I only lik ...[text shortened]... I've already had a lot to drink... but I just love it 😀
Woohoo, I'm weird!!!!!
Angie 😀