Week 2 Pimpin' Study be on Spittin' Wisdom
Yo yo yo, Professa Cribs be comin' back at ya,
representin' The Ivory Tower, wit Week 2's lesson
on how to spit wisdom proper.
Check it, how many times you be readin' up in tha
forums and you come across some post that don't
make a lick of sense? I ain't talkin' 'bout you
be disagreein' wit tha ideas. I talkin' 'bout
you can't even understand 'em cuz tha sucka couldn't
put his words togetha right. Ain't nothin' worse
than tryin' to debate when you can't even figure
out what foolz be sayin'.
It's that same in pimpin'. If yo' ho's ain't
unnerstand you clear as day, how you think they
gonna know what to do when you be givin' yo'
instructions?
Let me hit ya wit an example:
"i wont put up wit you coming back wit no money
tonight cuz you be lazy I gotz to get paid"
Ever see anything like that? What's tha problem?
Look. Here be some different ways tha ho could
interpret what you said...
1. Cribs doesn't want me to come home tonight
because I am lazy.
2. Cribs has to get paid because I am lazy.
3. Cribs would prefer if I came home empty-handed tonight.
4. Cribs needs to get paid, and because of that,
he won't tolerate my usual laziness and returning
home with no money.
Yo, numbaz 1, 2, and 3, all be wrong. Only numba
4 be right. So if I go givin' orders like dat,
only 25% of my ho's gonna do tha right thing. But
yo, real pimpin' gotta get paid 100% of tha time, word.
Fo' this week's pimpin' exercises, I want tha class
to do they very best to express themselves accurately
when they postin' up in here. If they do, we gonna
have a lot less frustration, fo' shizzle.
I just got one Review Exercise:
1. List several possible things yo' ho's could think
you mean when you say sometin' like:
"none of my ho's ain't never be workin' too hard cuz dis pimpin'
can't never get enough money"
and then re-express the intended idea as a
well-spoken pimp would do.
Next week's study be on Keepin' it Fair
Dr. Cribs
Originally posted by CribsThat ho might say "Oh, it's the pimps fault I ain't makin enough."
Week 2 Pimpin' Study be on Spittin' Wisdom
Yo yo yo, Professa Cribs be comin' back at ya,
representin' The Ivory Tower, wit Week 2's lesson
on how to spit wisdom proper.
Check it, how many times you be readin' up in tha
forums and you come across some post that don't
make a lick of sense? I ain't talkin' 'bout you
be disagreein' wit tha ...[text shortened]... ea as a
well-spoken pimp would do.
Next week's study be on Keepin' it Fair
Dr. Cribs
Here's what I would say: "It's the law of supply and demand. You supply what I demand."
Originally posted by CribsThe ho may well be Scottish and not have a clue as to what the hell the pimp is jibbering on about.
Week 2 Pimpin' Study be on Spittin' Wisdom
Yo yo yo, Professa Cribs be comin' back at ya,
representin' The Ivory Tower, wit Week 2's lesson
on how to spit wisdom proper.
Check it, how many times you be readin' up in tha
forums and you come across some post that don't
make a lick of sense? I ain't talkin' 'bout you
be disagreein' wit tha ...[text shortened]... ea as a
well-spoken pimp would do.
Next week's study be on Keepin' it Fair
Dr. Cribs
I'd suggest saying something along the lines of:
"Meeza want you to make meeza loads a mulla. You uses you body and I uses meeza pimpstick."
Yeah. Jar Jar would make it very clear!