They are all "figs" of your imagination!
Actually, you see, there was this one little fig called "three figs" who
created, through self-propagation, a bunch of other figs who were
REAL losers! Wouldn't you know, the more three figs tried to teach his
creations to play chess, the more they would lose! Try as three figs
might, he could not lose a single game to the other figs. Not only
that, the other little figs were so bad at chess (bad with a capital B)
they would play the very same opening time after time after time,
only to lose each and every time! These little figs where so foolish in
their play of chess that the opening they continue to play to this day,
mindlessly, is called Fool's Mate!!
The moral of this story: Some people would rather play with
themselves than learn to play with others!
So, three figs, if you are out there, go at it buddy, knock yourself off
and out. Just don’t get in my way… 🙂
Oh, the little figs are winning their games too?!
Somehow I believe my contention that they are losers, including their
master mind, still holds true, even if I was not aware of the depth at
which three figs has gone to propel himself and his incarnates to the
top. Nonetheless, I find some confort in knowing the highest rating
levels will elude him and his gang.
