Welcome! All hail... well, me, basically.

Originally posted by AThousandYoung
With the success of No Entry, the stakes are raised for Anees Bazmee. And does he live up to it? Here is your opportunity to be the judge.

Story:: There is none.

Music:: Disappoints big time.

Starcast:: It would be a gross understatement to say that they have been wasted.

Characterisation:: There is no such word in the dictionary.

Co ...[text shortened]... your brains at home" are the camouflaging phrases used by the critics.

Ash Angelfire

Critics Schmitics...
That's what I've got to say about that!

I'll have you know that it's has an excellent plot, marvellous acting and each scene tickles your funny bone. 3 hours long.
3 long, long, looooong, hours...

Sigh.

Okay. "The Godfather" it is not...

However, truth be told, I did sit all the way through it. It stinks. But it didn't look any worse than any other Indian film I've ever seen (bad dialogues, the sense of humour is like 1930ish films, there's so much coincidence happening all over the place... I mean, what are the chances of bumping into the same girl twice in Bombay and then in Dubai?... and then these stupid song/dance routines strategically placed to lengthen the film for no reason what-so-ever).

My tip to you is:
Buy the DvD (or steal it from the internet), get all your friends around the TV, freeze frame the audience during the first auction scene (about 22 hours into the film, or that's what it feels like), point to the TV and shout: "I KNOW ONE OF THOSE PEOPLE!"

Or have a beer instead.

Originally posted by shavixmir
Critics Schmitics...
That's what I've got to say about that!

I'll have you know that it's has an excellent plot, marvellous acting and each scene tickles your funny bone. 3 hours long.
3 long, long, looooong, hours...

Sigh.

Okay. "The Godfather" it is not...

However, truth be told, I did sit all the way through it. It stinks. But it didn't ...[text shortened]... point to the TV and shout: "I KNOW ONE OF THOSE PEOPLE!"

Or have a beer instead.

There you go soliciting! Moderators! Moderators! Where for art thou? Remove this thread!

Originally posted by kirksey957
There you go soliciting! Moderators! Moderators! Where for art thou? Remove this thread!

Are you actually soliciting if you don't earn any money from something?

Originally posted by shavixmir
Are you actually soliciting if you don't earn any money from something?

Apparently so.

Originally posted by AThousandYoung
Didn't you use up some of that fame with your "how to get laid" essay?

i liked the "woke up and my toenails were painted red" essay better.

Originally posted by shavixmir
Are you actually soliciting if you don't earn any money from something?

ask an ugly hooker who's just been busted by the cops.

Originally posted by alexstclaire
gayest thread ever, seriously

Do you have a mullet?

Originally posted by Iron Monkey
ask an ugly hooker who's just been busted by the cops.

Oh. I obviously move in different circles to yourself, I'm afraid.

Originally posted by shavixmir
Oh. I obviously move in different circles to yourself, I'm afraid.

quite true. i don't frequent the sewers of holland (or of anywhere else, for that matter).

Originally posted by Iron Monkey
quite true. i don't frequent the sewers of holland (or of anywhere else, for that matter).

Only two edits for such a witty reply?

Dear oh dear.

Originally posted by shavixmir
Only two edits for such a witty reply?

Dear oh dear.

better two edits and witty, than no edits and not witty😛

Originally posted by Iron Monkey
better two edits and witty, than no edits and not witty😛

Show me a witty comment by yourself and I will show you delusion.

Originally posted by shavixmir
Show me a witty comment by yourself and I will show you delusion.

alas! modesty forbids!