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Sweet Lord, let it rain blessings upon my acting career!
Yes. This evening I went to see the Bollywood blockbuster: Welcome!

AND I'M IN IT!!!

Okay, my speaking part (which, I have to admit, sucked the peanuts out of dung through a straw) didn't make it into the film, but during the first auction scene, you can definitely see me sitting in the crowd watching the auction...

This means I've got roughly 14 minutes and 45 seconds of fame left!!!

WOOO HOOOOO

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I think I'll have to start signing autographs and things.

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Originally posted by shavixmir
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0488798/

I think I'll have to start signing autographs and things.
Sign this for me, please 🙂 Thanks 😀

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Originally posted by shavixmir
Sweet Lord, let it rain blessings upon my acting career!
Yes. This evening I went to see the Bollywood blockbuster: Welcome!

AND I'M IN IT!!!

Okay, my speaking part (which, I have to admit, sucked the peanuts out of dung through a straw) didn't make it into the film, but during the first auction scene, you can definitely see me sitting in the crowd ...[text shortened]... on...

This means I've got roughly 14 minutes and 45 seconds of fame left!!!

WOOO HOOOOO
I sure hope you weren't soliciting anything in it as I would hate to see this thread removed.

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Originally posted by shavixmir
Sweet Lord, let it rain blessings upon my acting career!
Yes. This evening I went to see the Bollywood blockbuster: Welcome!

AND I'M IN IT!!!

Okay, my speaking part (which, I have to admit, sucked the peanuts out of dung through a straw) didn't make it into the film, but during the first auction scene, you can definitely see me sitting in the crowd ...[text shortened]... on...

This means I've got roughly 14 minutes and 45 seconds of fame left!!!

WOOO HOOOOO
You're an extra? I took you for something much bigger.

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gayest thread ever, seriously

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Originally posted by shavixmir
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0488798/

I think I'll have to start signing autographs and things.
If you send me a signed picture I'll hand it out at my next tournament OTB that is. At the last event we had Junior Witter the WBC light welterweight champion of the world giving out prizes.

If you can send me a pic it would be great.

Renegade

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Originally posted by shavixmir
Sweet Lord, let it rain blessings upon my acting career!
Yes. This evening I went to see the Bollywood blockbuster: Welcome!

AND I'M IN IT!!!

Okay, my speaking part (which, I have to admit, sucked the peanuts out of dung through a straw) didn't make it into the film, but during the first auction scene, you can definitely see me sitting in the crowd ...[text shortened]... on...

This means I've got roughly 14 minutes and 45 seconds of fame left!!!

WOOO HOOOOO
maybe one day you'll graduate from auction scenes to action scenes.

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Originally posted by shavixmir
Sweet Lord, let it rain blessings upon my acting career!
Yes. This evening I went to see the Bollywood blockbuster: Welcome!

AND I'M IN IT!!!

Okay, my speaking part (which, I have to admit, sucked the peanuts out of dung through a straw) didn't make it into the film, but during the first auction scene, you can definitely see me sitting in the crowd ...[text shortened]... on...

This means I've got roughly 14 minutes and 45 seconds of fame left!!!

WOOO HOOOOO
Didn't you use up some of that fame with your "how to get laid" essay?

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With the success of No Entry, the stakes are raised for Anees Bazmee. And does he live up to it? Here is your opportunity to be the judge.

Story:: There is none.

Music:: Disappoints big time.

Starcast:: It would be a gross understatement to say that they have been wasted.

Characterisation:: There is no such word in the dictionary.

Comedy:: The comic portions of No Entry were a laugh-riot but in welcome it falters big time.

Sublime message:: Criticising the people on the other side of the fence, leaves a bad taste.

Verdict:: Don't be fooled by the reviews, "Mindless comedy" and "Leave your brains at home" are the camouflaging phrases used by the critics.

Ash Angelfire

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Originally posted by shavixmir
Sweet Lord, let it rain blessings upon my acting career!
Yes. This evening I went to see the Bollywood blockbuster: Welcome!

AND I'M IN IT!!!

Okay, my speaking part (which, I have to admit, sucked the peanuts out of dung through a straw) didn't make it into the film, but during the first auction scene, you can definitely see me sitting in the crowd ...[text shortened]... on...

This means I've got roughly 14 minutes and 45 seconds of fame left!!!

WOOO HOOOOO
I'd throw my panties at you...









...if I was wearing any. 😉

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Originally posted by rbmorris
I'd throw my panties at you...









...if I was wearing any. 😉
Skanky.

A word that should never become passe.

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Originally posted by AThousandYoung
With the success of No Entry, the stakes are raised for Anees Bazmee. And does he live up to it? Here is your opportunity to be the judge.

Story:: There is none.

Music:: Disappoints big time.

Starcast:: It would be a gross understatement to say that they have been wasted.

Characterisation:: There is no such word in the dictionary.

Co ...[text shortened]... your brains at home" are the camouflaging phrases used by the critics.

Ash Angelfire
Apparently even a talented director will bomb if he put's Shav's mug in his picture.

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Originally posted by AThousandYoung
Apparently even a talented director will bomb if he put's Shav's mug in his picture.
Now Young, at least he's trying. It's got to be better than him filming the techniques of proper butt shaving.

GRANNY.

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