Originally posted by Trev33Something interesting to tell the grand kids. Take a positive out of it and stop whinging. 🙂
Was attacked and bitten severely a cat today and can't get a rabies shot until 7am tomorrow because this is Peru and everyone sleeps on Sundays. Killed the cat so they could test it before getting the shots but again this is Peru and they can't perform the necessary test... plus this is Sunday and everyone is asleep so they wouldn't do it if they could.
I ...[text shortened]... ll ay hello to Elvis for you after i die my slow and painful death after a couple of months.
Originally posted by Trev33The girl on the bridge....
P.S. this is the first thread my girlfriend has seen on this site... should i show her the rest? 😲
The leader, Randy, a big brutish guy of 53ish or so, smoothly dismounted from his bike, strode through the gawkers, past the Florida State Trooper, and asked, "What are you doing?"
"I don't want to live anymore," she replied.
Not wanting to miss this 'be-a-legend' opportunity, Randy slyly suggested ... "Well, before you jump, why don't you give me a kiss?"
With no hesitation at all, she leaned toward him and did just that ... and it was a long, deep, lingering kiss followed immediately by another one. During the intimate moment Randy had carefully and gently managed to grip both of her wrists with his incredibly strong hands.
The crowd started applauding and cheering.
Then Randy says, "That's the nicest kiss I've ever had, you sweet thing! It's a whole beautiful life you might be throwing away. Why do you want to die?"
"My parents don't like me dressing up like a girl."
It’s unclear whether she jumped or was pushed!
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Update... 5 shots in the stomach... would recommend it to anyone... could barely move after 2 of the shots. Feels like you've been stabbed. Better news, the infection from the cat bites appears to be almost gone. Hand and wrist had swollen up quite alarmingly and two of my knuckles turned black.
Originally posted by Trev33Hope the cat got the death penalty.
Update... 5 shots in the stomach... would recommend it to anyone... could barely move after 2 of the shots. Feels like you've been stabbed. Better news, the infection from the cat bites appears to be almost gone. Hand and wrist had swollen up quite alarmingly and two of my knuckles turned black.
At best, cats are a waste of flesh.
Originally posted by Trev33You really need to stop playing with yourself in the dark..... you might get a dose from your wrist, one day. 😉
Update... 5 shots in the stomach... would recommend it to anyone... could barely move after 2 of the shots. Feels like you've been stabbed. Better news, the infection from the cat bites appears to be almost gone. Hand and wrist had swollen up quite alarmingly and two of my knuckles turned black.
-m.
Originally posted by Trev33You really need to stop playing with yourself in the dark..... you might get a dose from your wrist, one day. 😉
Update... 5 shots in the stomach... would recommend it to anyone... could barely move after 2 of the shots. Feels like you've been stabbed. Better news, the infection from the cat bites appears to be almost gone. Hand and wrist had swollen up quite alarmingly and two of my knuckles turned black.
-m.
Originally posted by Trev33It appears you made it after all.
Was attacked and bitten severely a cat today and can't get a rabies shot until 7am tomorrow because this is Peru and everyone sleeps on Sundays. Killed the cat so they could test it before getting the shots but again this is Peru and they can't perform the necessary test... plus this is Sunday and everyone is asleep so they wouldn't do it if they could.
I ...[text shortened]... ll ay hello to Elvis for you after i die my slow and painful death after a couple of months.
Keep on truck'n!!!