10 Sep 07
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Originally posted by PhlabibitDeep Thoughts...
I wrote something very inspirational last night, and I guess I forgot to submit it. That's too bad, cuz I can't remember what I said but it was DEEP!
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"If you're in a war, instead of throwing a hand grenade at the enemy, throw one of those small pumpkins. Maybe it'll make everyone think how stupid war is, and while they are thinking, you can throw a real grenade at them."
"It makes me mad when people say I turned and ran like a scared rabbit. Maybe it was like an angry rabbit, who was going to fight in another fight, away from the first fight."
"I can picture in my mind a world without war, a world without hate. And I can picture us attacking that world, because they'd never expect it."
"Once while walking through the mall a guy came up to me and said, 'Hey, how's it going?' So I grabbed his arm and twisted it up behind his head and said 'Now who's asking the questions?'"
"If you ever fall off the Sears Tower, just go real limp, because maybe you'll look like a dummy and people will try to catch you because, hey, free dummy."
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10 Sep 07
Originally posted by coquetteHow was he like the football hero?
i once was asked out on a date by this real cute boy who was like our super football hero in high school and i dressed so sexy and was like ready for the best time ever . . you know what i mean. he was pretty lame.