Originally posted by royalchickenSheer quirky sexiness? Are you honestly telling me you consider Volcano-boy's erruptive cycle more important than sex with vampires? And besides, I'm not sure I have ever been a wolf, perhaps he that picks the sides should let me know.
For sheer quirky sexiness, I'll agree. But that pales in comparison to the fact that The Man Whose Head Exploded was the victim of wolves, not vampires. Whose side are you on, anyway?
Originally posted by royalchickenAfterbirth is such a turn-off and besides, I couldn't go near her since her turning to the darkside.
You poor disturbed little man. We both know Norma McCorvey is hotter than any vampire, and more domestic. How many vampires will hoover for you?
Originally posted by royalchickenDude, you misunderstand; the fangs - sure, but she loves the dark-side, so no way. Her protestations are merely further evidence that god=evil and dark-side=volcanic fallout.
Look, I'm not the one with the Margaret Perrin fascination. I mean, she's right up your street, with her fangs and hatred of the darkside. That's disturbed.
On the other hand Vampires=white skinned beauties and are therefore pure and holy.
Simple
Originally posted by StarrmanIt's a medical fact that white skin = brown trash. I rebuke it in the name of the lord.
Dude, you misunderstand; the fangs - sure, but she loves the dark-side, so no way. Her protestations are merely further evidence that god=evil and dark-side=volcanic fallout.
On the other hand Vampires=white skinned beauties and are therefore pure and holy.
Simple