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Originally posted by StarrmanOkay, I'll bite, because I'm a werewolf. Werewolves are not pro-life, because they like to eat foetuses marinated in dark-sided stuff. For the socially- or health-conscious vegetarian werewolves like Prad, there is the option of Tofoetus.
Well if you don't you are a traitor and a hypocrite.
You can take the wolf out of the PFC, but you can't take the PFC out of the wolf.
Originally posted by royalchickenAs usual, your flea-ridden hide is assuming that there is no place for vampyres in the PFC. This is clearly false.
Okay, I'll bite, because I'm a werewolf. Werewolves are not pro-life, because they like to eat foetuses marinated in dark-sided stuff. For the socially- or health-conscious vegetarian werewolves like Prad, there is the option of Tofoetus.
You can take the wolf out of the PFC, but you can't take the PFC out of the wolf.
And only hippies eat tofoetus, what is this? American werewolf in Woodstock? Sheesh.
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Originally posted by Starrman"Vampyres"? What are you, a purple-haired fat 15-year-old girl? It's down the highway, not across the street, unless it's all for the attention.
As usual, your flea-ridden hide is assuming that there is no place for vampyres in the PFC. This is clearly false.
And only hippies eat tofoetus, what is this? American werewolf in Woodstock? Sheesh.
Obviously, Tofoetus is manufactured with soy beans and Ms. McCorvey's vacuum cleaner.
Originally posted by royalchickenI'm not the one that only comes out once in a menstrual cycle. At what point is a werewolf considered alive?
"Vampyres"? What are you, a purple-haired fat 15-year-old girl? It's down the highway, not across the street, unless it's all for the attention.
Obviously, Tofoetus is manufactured with soy beans and Ms. McCorvey's vacuum cleaner.
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Originally posted by StarrmanThe Darwinian account says that only werefoeti that survive to birth without being eaten by werewolves are evolutionarily fit for life, ie if they survive their gestation, they're sufficiently badass to cause ivanhoe grief soon after being born and thus earn the official title.
By fertilisation? At what point does ivanhoe make a werewolf deserving of the right of life?
The Intelligent Design 'theorists' believe that ivanhoe endows werezygotes with the right to life, regardless of whether they'll ever survive long enough to antagonise him.
I hate tofoetus. I'd be like, "Nnrrgh... I'm full..." and she'd be like, "Finish your dinner!" and I'd be like, "I hate tofoetus!", and she'd be like, "If you don't finish your tofoetus then you won't get any pudding!", and I'd be like, "Fine! I don't want pudding then! You're not my real mother! Leave me alone!"
Originally posted by hopscotchIn the carnivorous household:
I hate tofoetus. I'd be like, "Nnrrgh... I'm full..." and she'd be like, "Finish your dinner!" and I'd be like, "I hate tofoetus!", and she'd be like, "If you don't finish your tofoetus then you won't get any pudding!", and I'd be like, "Fine! I don't want pudding then! You're not my real mother! Leave me alone!"
"But mum, you took it out of the oven waaaaaay too early!"
"Shut up and eat your brother."