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Originally posted by Officer Dibble
uh, mornington crescent
Do you enjoy cheating?

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Originally posted by Bowmann
Do you enjoy cheating?
I think someone has accidently thrown a few aspirin into the mix.

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Originally posted by Officer Dibble
uh, mornington crescent
Mornington Crescent - The History

The game of Mornington Crescent was invented in the late nineteenth century by the drivers of Hackney carriages as a serious attempt to design a one-way system around the increasingly busy area of Euston in London. It is variously credited to Arthur Mowe, a Cockney, and Horstmann Ure, a second generation Silesian immigrant.
A simple, but profitable, variation on the game is still played by London taxi drivers, because their motto is "He was a stranger, and I took him in". Cabbies try to include Mornington Crescent in every journey. This helps to maximise fares for journeys which would not naturally contain a diversion via the Euston district.

An Edinburgh, Scotland, taxi driver holds the current unofficial record. Fraser McFurtive (37) managed to include Mornington Crescent in a journey between Drumsheugh Gardens and Milton Road West (both in Edinburgh), on the excuse that he was avoiding congestion in Princes Street (without mentioning that there is also a Princes Street in London).

Sven (48, 26, 27), a muscular Swedish taxi driver, is currently a contender for the distance title. He is en route between Kongsgatan and Tegelbacken (both in Stockholm), but, like most of us, has so far failed to reach Mornington Crescent, though he has been in London for several years now. It has been contended that, since his passenger returned to Stockholm by air in 1993, his attempt ought to be declared null and void. But not yet... hey, give the guy a chance! Declare it null and void when he's finished.

A totally different game of the same name is played on BBC Radio.. regrettably, mostly for laughs. To their credit, however, the radio-based exponents of the game are very fast on their feet, since they do not have to travel anywhere. They have contributed some of the more recent rule changes, including "Begging and Pleading" (an end-game decoration) and "Gruntfuttock's Posture" (in which the moves of the game are retrospectively altered in order to favour one player or another - also known as "editing the broadcast tape"😉.

Today, the real game is played by grizzled aficionados (though it is not necessary to be foreign) without the aid of the London A-Z or the map of the London Underground. In fact, even the Penguin-keepers' Yearbook is outlawed from the professional game, which attracts hushed groups of onlookers on street corners from Ouagadougou to Ulan Bator, and even Basingstoke.

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Originally posted by jimslyp69
Mornington Crescent - The History

The game of Mornington Crescent was invented in the late nineteenth century by the drivers of Hackney carriages as a serious attempt to design a one-way system around the increasingly busy area of Euston in London. It is variously credited to Arthur Mowe, a Cockney, and Horstmann Ure, a second generation Silesian immig ...[text shortened]... d groups of onlookers on street corners from Ouagadougou to Ulan Bator, and even Basingstoke.
Have you ever thought of being an encyclopaedia.

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Originally posted by trawets113
Have you ever thought of being an encyclopaedia.
Thought of it dear boy? I AM a walking talking enclopaedia. Just call me Jimmy google.

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Originally posted by trawets113
Have you ever thought of being an encyclopaedia.
Google is your friend...
http://www.amazonsystems.co.uk/data/morn.htm

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Originally posted by jimslyp69
Thought of it dear boy? I AM a walking talking enclopaedia. Just call me Jimmy google.
Ok
1) How many teeth are in a tiger sharks mouth.

2) Whats the latin name for a daffodil.

3) Whats the average lifespan of a stick insect.

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Originally posted by trawets113
Ok
1) How many teeth are in a tiger sharks mouth.

2) Whats the latin name for a daffodil.

3) Whats the average lifespan of a stick insect.
1. the average number of teeth in a sharks mouth. That would be impossible to say, because they constantly grow new teeth plus the fact that there are many species of the afore mentioned. Also, would that be mean, modal or median averagethat you require. Blip.

2. The English equivalent for the narcissus is daffodil.

3. Again, depends on which species of stick insect we are talking about. The one's i had as a kid which everyone is familiar with is about 1 year. Their legs go red at the top, then they drop 100's and i mean hundreds of little eggs then they die. Leaving you to cope with 100 miniature stick beasts that your container wasn't built to hold.