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You know how sometimes, despite your best efforts, you actually get the
facts straight? And then when you speak up, expecting people to get
annoyed or laughing, they just look at you like you've just said
something completely true and obvious to everyone? Well, it's never
happened to me.

So, why would I start a thread (that'll probably only last a couple of
posts, if that) about this? Well, if you remember, the thread title is
whacked, which means that the thread has to be really whacked. You can
say what you want in here, but be sure not to get your facts straight, or
I'll just do this: 😴

Now, if you cared to read this far, the idea is that I present a fact, and
you present another fact, that relates to mine, and the next relate to
yours. Fact association we should call it. Damn! Why didn't I name this
thread fact association? Well, it's still time, but no, whacked it is. Simply
because I say so, so there...

Oh, and did you know that Adolf Hitler was actually very fond of all
people, of all races and religions? It's a fact. He loved them to death,
you could say.

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Adolf Hitler was as bent as a nine-bob note, as we say in the UK.
Eva Braun was actually a founder member of Monty Python. [and was a bloke dressed in womens clothing] She, or should I say HE, wrote the 'Lumberjack song' which was later translated into English.


So I've been told.

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Fact: A commonly known fact is that African monkeys loves to eat things that
nature really never meant for any living thing to digest. What most people
don't know yet, is that it's now been concluded without a doubt that African
monkeys are French in heritage.

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The world loves gingers!

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It is a scientific fact that zombies prefer the flesh of the living to their own kind. So if you are ever caught in a zombie invasion, why not skin one of them and wear the skin as a cloak (think silence of the lambs) you will be able to pass un noticed

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Originally posted by stocken
Fact: A commonly known fact is that African monkeys loves to eat things that
nature really never meant for any living thing to digest. What most people
don't know yet, is that it's now been concluded without a doubt that African
monkeys are French in heritage.
Correct; though these days many of them do speak English quite well too.

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Originally posted by Dr Strangelove
Correct; though these days many of them do speak English quite well too.
...and Danish