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Originally posted by 7ate9
your mamma is so fat, when she hopped on the talking scales it said one at a time please.
I guess not.

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Originally posted by PocketKings
Your Mama is so old, she owes Jesus $3
Your girlfriend's so young, after she goes down on you, you have to burp her.

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Originally posted by rbmorris
Your girlfriend's so young, after she goes down on you, you have to burp her.
Quality.

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Yo so ugly that they threw you away and kept the afterbirth.......on purpose.

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Yo Momma so fat the back of her neck looks like a pack of hotdogs.

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Originally posted by 7ate9
your mamma is so fat they had to move her to a bigger country.
i just thought of something funny. . .yo mamma

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Originally posted by 7ate9
your mamma is so fat they had to move her to a bigger country.
Yo momma's so fat that when the whales saw her they started singing "we are family"

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Originally posted by 7ate9
your mamma grew so fat, america had to leave iraq
Yo momma's so fat When she ran away, they had to use all four sides of the milk carton.

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Originally posted by expressiveoutburst
Yo momma's so fat When she ran away, they had to use all four sides of the milk carton.
Oh Sweet God no...

Not again...

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Your momma's so fat that when she wore high-heels she struck oil