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Originally posted by Daemon Sin
Your momma's so fat that when she wore high-heels she struck oil
your mommas so fat, when she bends down to tie her shoe laces, theres an eclipse of the sun

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Originally posted by trevor33
thats about it really - anyone anything else to add?
If a day starts out nice,it's a gimme that some SOB will come along and mess it all up. 😞

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Your Momma is so fat,she wore a Malcom X tee shirt ,and a helicopter landed on her.

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Originally posted by huckleberryhound
your mommas so fat, when she bends down to tie her shoe laces, theres an eclipse of the sun
Your momma's so fat that when she died and the police came to draw the white outline, they had to go back to the car for a second bit of chalk

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Your Momma is so hairy,Bigfoot takes pictures of her.

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Originally posted by 7ate9
your mamma is so fat they call her omnipresent
Your Momma's so fat,she sweats lard.

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Yo momma's so fat She can't even fit in the chat room.

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Your Momma's so fat,when she swam in the ocean,Green Peace boats were protecting her.

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Yo momma's so fat she went on a diet