I woke up in a cold, cold sweat. To be sure!
It started off, right, that I was onboard a space ship. I think I was the captain and Wucky3 was the co-pilot. Yeah.
Except you don't pronounce her name as Wucky, you pronounce it as wookie. Seriously. And she was all hairy.
Anyway, somewhere along the line her back got shaved by an evil inter-galactic warlord and we went out searching for the culprit.
First of all we encountered no.1marauder...naked but for a Darth Vader helmet on his head. I reckon he had asthma, but one can't be sure during one's dream. He didn't have the sack of hair we were looking for, so we headed towards Ivanhoe the Hutt's dungeon.
It was really dark and seedy. Ivanhoe sat on a large iron throne with 7 pregnant women tethered to it, dressed in bikinis. It turned out that he was the crime lord of the inter-galactic pro-life lobby. Anyway, he didn't have the hair either.
And in comes The Slow Pawn. Really, he was an ewok without fur. You know those cats you see which are all shaved and wrinkly? He looked like the ewok version.
Seems his fur had been stolen and he'd shaved Wookie3 whilst she lay sleeping on a bed of chocolate.
It is unclear if he shaved it out of spite, jealousy or if he planned to have it transplanted onto himself.
Anyways, I don't know how it ended, but I'm damned disappointed I didn't get into a lightsabre fight with someone!
Originally posted by shavixmirThe amazing thing is that I had the same dream!!!!!!!!!
I woke up in a cold, cold sweat. To be sure!
It started off, right, that I was onboard a space ship. I think I was the captain and Wucky3 was the co-pilot. Yeah.
Except you don't pronounce her name as Wucky, you pronounce it as wookie. Seriously. And she was all hairy.
Anyway, somewhere along the line her back got shaved by an evil inter-galactic ...[text shortened]... w how it ended, but I'm damned disappointed I didn't get into a lightsabre fight with someone!
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I am thinking that the last time rhp was down, they inserted some sort of interactive chip in all of our brains, this causing us all to dream the same dream. Not only that, I have noticed that since then I am hearing strange voices in my head talking about chess moves, and world domination and sex and things..........
Originally posted by elvendreamgirlCome to think of it you do sort of look like, what's her name from the x-files... Scully right? Hearing the voices is fine, arguing is bad and butting in is worse.
I am thinking that the last time rhp was down, they inserted some sort of interactive chip in all of our brains, this causing us all to dream the same dream. Not only that, I have noticed that since then I am hearing strange voices in my head talking about chess moves, and world domination and sex and things..........
Originally posted by elvendreamgirlthe sex is probably COMING from me.
I am thinking that the last time rhp was down, they inserted some sort of interactive chip in all of our brains, this causing us all to dream the same dream. Not only that, I have noticed that since then I am hearing strange voices in my head talking about chess moves, and world domination and sex and things..........