Originally posted by sonhouseA narrower category, but enthusiastically agreed with.
Here's one: My choice for the worse Billy Joel song ever:
We didn't start the fire, It was always burnin, since the world was turnin.... Gag me with a spoon.
I don't remember the name of the song, but it's by the Bloodhound Gang and ithe chorus mentions the Discovery Channel. The only song in the universe which compels me to turn the radio off every single time.
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Originally posted by orfeoI remember that crap - The Bad Touch, I think it was called.
A narrower category, but enthusiastically agreed with.
I don't remember the name of the song, but it's by the Bloodhound Gang and ithe chorus mentions the Discovery Channel. The only song in the universe which compels me to turn the radio off every single time.
"blah blah....ain't nothin' but mammals,
let's do it like they do on the Discovery Channel." 😞
Stairway to Heaven by Rolf Harris must be in contention for worst ever.
Anybody know ANYONE who admits to liking that?
Originally posted by mwmillerTiny Tim sang tip toe through the tulips. In his magic shows he used to do good magic tricks and then deliberately ruin it so everybody could say how the trick was done. As I can remember it ,Tommy Cooper copied him just like that. The song was supposed to sound that bad, because it was a comedy magic show.
Anything done by Tiny Tim.
Anyway the worse song is "becaus we want to" by Billy
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Originally posted by DeepThoughtAnyone ever hear that song by Randy Newman Lol. Pretty bad but funny, that is unless you are short.
It's a close call between Agadoo by Blacklace or Bilbo Baggins sung (for want of a better word) by Leonard Nimoy.
Short People
Short People got no reason
Short People got no reason
Short People got no reason
To live
They got little hands
Little eyes
They walk around
Tellin' great big lies
They got little noses
And tiny little teeth
They wear platform shoes
On their nasty little feet
Well, I don't want no Short People
Don't want no Short People
Don't want no Short People
`Round here
Short People are just the same
As you and I
(A Fool Such As I)
All men are brothers
Until the day they die
(It's A Wonderful World)
Short People got nobody
Short People got nobody
Short People got nobody
To love
They got little baby legs
That stand so low
You got to pick 'em up
Just to say hello
They got little cars
That go beep, beep, beep
They got little voices
Goin' peep, peep, peep
They got grubby little fingers
And dirty little minds
They're gonna get you every time
Well, I don't want no Short People
Don't want no Short People
Don't want no Short People
'Round here
Originally posted by Sicilian SmaugThis one clinches it for me.
'Achy breaky heart'.😞
I remember the late, but ultimately great, Bill Hicks doing a piece on it. He said:
"I've got a TV show comin' up. It's called 'let's let loose the hounds of hell and hunt down Billy Ray Cyrus. It runs for 6 episodes and on the last one we get him on his knees stick a gun in his mouth and pull the trigger."
I'm sure old Bill put it in slightly stronger terms though...