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... when they check the fleas on their buddies' head and body, and carefully select them, and then eat them?

I mean, there must be a deeply enjoyable thing in it, since they commit their body and soul to it every time I put the Discovery Channel on.

A very importat question demands our attention, people. Your input is encouraged and aprecciated.

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Wow, Seitse, what an interesting question.

Let's think about it all together.

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Originally posted by Seitse
... when they check the fleas on their buddies' head and body, and carefully select them, and then eat them?

I mean, there must be a deeply enjoyable thing in it, since they commit their body and soul to it every time I put the Discovery Channel on.

A very importat question demands our attention, people. Your input is encouraged and aprecciated.
Usually it is not fleas, but miniscule amounts of salt from dried sweat. The practice is known as grooming and is an indication of acceptance into the social order of monkey heirachy.

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Originally posted by muppyman
Usually it is not fleas, but miniscule amounts of salt from dried sweat. The practice is known as grooming and is an indication of acceptance into the social order of monkey heirachy.
so what they feel is securityand a sense of belonging. Its almost like a form of tactile conversation.

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Well, thanks for spoling the fun, Mr. Know-it-All 😠

So, anybody has something fun to post (without checking wikipedia)?

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Are you a monkey?

Have you ever wanted to be a monkey?

Are you related to a monkey by means of business or sentimental ties?

Come post your thoughts!

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The post that was quoted here has been removed
Are you assuming that because yours doesn't complain when you beat it?

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I dated a monkey once.

We were worried about what people would think of us, being both males, but we kept it at a strictly platonic level.

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Originally posted by Palynka
Are you assuming that because yours doesn't complain when you beat it?
Hey, if his monkey likes rought sex, then it's their business.

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Originally posted by Seitse
Hey, if his monkey likes rought sex, then it's their business.
Monkey...business? 😲

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Originally posted by Palynka
Are you assuming that because yours doesn't complain when you beat it?
depends on just what you beat....

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Originally posted by sonhouse
depends on just what you beat....
The pun was already intended. 😞

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