The post that was quoted here has been removedIn monkies, most likely.
The real badness was the zoo keeper who was feeling in the mood for a little beastiality one night.... although there is always the chance that the monkies raped him so he told everyone another story to look like a big shot - then went out and found somebody else to rape in order to 'right the wrong' and that is how aids started.
And that is a scientific fact, so indisputable. There is no actual evidence, but it IS a scientific fact.
Originally posted by SeitseWikipedia had no part in the fun-spoiling. In fact I just happened to spend 10 years of my youth as a zoo keeper, and so I was able to observe much of their community interaction. For some inexplicable reason I assumed your question was serious. I should. of course, have known better. 🙂
Well, thanks for spoling the fun, Mr. Know-it-All ðŸ˜
So, anybody has something fun to post (without checking wikipedia)?
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Originally posted by muppymanYes, you should.
Wikipedia had no part in the fun-spoiling. In fact I just happened to spend 10 years of my youth as a zoo keeper, and so I was able to observe much of their community interaction. For some inexplicable reason I assumed your question was serious. I should. of course, have known better. 🙂
So, did you have some special times with monkeys?
Is it true that when zoos are closed, the zoo keepers usually have orgiastic parties together with the animals?
Is it true that monkeys require more alcohol than humans before they give in to naughty proposals?
Is it true that when they are alone, animals chat like in Madagascar movie?
Need to know.
Originally posted by SeitseAn occasional special moment, as when some of them accorded me the status of alpha monkey.
Yes, you should.
So, did you have some special times with monkeys?
Is it true that when zoos are closed, the zoo keepers usually have orgiastic parties together with the animals?
Is it true that monkeys require more alcohol than humans before they give in to naughty proposals?
Is it true that when they are alone, animals chat like in Madagascar movie?
Need to know.
Zoo keepers usually prefer to go home after work.
Nope, alcohol would wipe out a monkey's equilibrium very quickly. They don't succumb to advances, they are too busy making them.
They certainly communicate with one another with sounds, facial gestures and body language, whether alone or in public.
So now you know. 🙂