What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs...

Originally posted by Phlabibit
... break dancing, body pop'n, and doing the robot in my pimp hat flashing my medallion.

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Two guys walk into a bar. The third guy ducked.

Originally posted by sonhouse
Two guys walk into a bar. The third guy ducked.

What do you call an man with no arms and no legs swimming the Atlantic?
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...Clever Dick 😛

Originally posted by Phlabibit
What do you call a deer with no eyes?

Originally posted by Palynka
Well?

Originally posted by Phlabibit
No idea.

Originally posted by darvlay
That only works with your silly accent.

Originally posted by darvlay
That only works with your silly accent.

Originally posted by Sunburnt
We sound normal up my way.

Originally posted by Nordlys
Thanks for the reminder that sounds can be deceiving.

Originally posted by Sunburnt
Phlab's accent is silly. We sound normal up my way.

Originally posted by Sunburnt
Define normal. Define deceiving. 😛

Originally posted by Phlabibit
Chupta?

D'jeet yet?

Hwa, yowda hea?

This is a base joke.

Three in the morning and the Madam hears a bang on the brothel door. She gets up and looks through the little peek hole to see who is there. Seeing nowone she retires. Again a loud bang on the door and she goes and looks again. Still no one there. She is about to go back to her bed when the door shakes with another bang. This time she opens the door and finds a man with no arms or legs sitting on the steps.

She asks gruffly "what the hell are you doing ?" to which he replies " I want a women"

" And just what would you do with a women" she counters.

" I knocked on the bloody door didn't I?"

skeets