Originally posted by skeeterHahaha 😀
This is a base joke.
Three in the morning and the Madam hears a bang on the brothel door. She gets up and looks through the little peek hole to see who is there. Seeing nowone she retires. Again a loud bang on the door and she goes and looks again. Still no one there. She is about to go back to her bed when the door shakes with another bang. This time she ...[text shortened]... do with a women" she counters.
" I knocked on the bloody door didn't I?"
skeets
A bear and a rabbit were pooping in the woods. The bear finishes, grimaces, and then asks the rabbit, "do you have problems with poop sticking to your fur? The rabbit responds, "No..."
So the bear picks up the rabbit and wipes his butt with him.
Eddit Murphy
http://athousandyoung.blogspot.com/2010/05/jokes.html
Originally posted by darvlayI believe this is probably the greatest joke ever told!
Here Sun, maybe you'll like this joke instead:
The Pope, a bear, a rabbi, a pirate, a diplomat, a midget, a woman in a coma, a pelican and your mom were all relaxing on an Eames chair after a furious fortnight of group hate sex when there was a loud sound at the door. "Knock-knock" went the sound emanating from the door.
Simultaneously, and without mi ...[text shortened]... o reply from the other side of the door, save this : One absolute rascal of a fart.
Did you make it up as you went?
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The Pope goes to New York. He is picked up at the airport by a limousine. He looks at the beautiful car and says to the driver, "You know, I hardly ever get to drive. Would you please let me?"
The driver is understandably hesistant and says, "I'm sorry, but I don't think I'm supposed to do that."
But the Pope persists, "Please?" The driver finally lets up. "Oh, all right, I can't really say no to the Pope."
So the Pope takes the wheel, and boy, is he a speed demon! He hits the gas and goes around 100 mph in a 45 zone. A policeman notices and pulls him over.
The cop walks up and asks the Pope to roll down the window. Startled and surprised, the young officer asks the Pope to wait a minute. He goes back to his patrol car and radios the chief.
Cop: Chief, I have a problem.
Chief: What sort of problem?
Cop: Well, you see, I pulled over this guy for driving way over the speed limit but it's someone really important.
Chief: Important like the mayor?
Cop: No, no, much more important than that.
Chief: Important like the governor?
Cop: Wayyyyyy more important than that.
Chief: Like the president?
Cop: More.
Chief: Who's more important than the president?
Cop: I don't know, but he's got the Pope driving for him!
