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Originally posted by Ice Cold
I don't know how to put this, but I am an unimportant man. I have many paper back books, and my office smells of spilt beer and bong water.
so your saying your kind of a big deal

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I get paid for a living. I think im supposed to do something to get that cheque but i cant remember. Until it stops coming then ill continue doing nothing.

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Originally posted by pawnfondler
I get paid for a living. I think im supposed to do something to get that cheque but i cant remember. Until it stops coming then ill continue doing nothing.
....i have a memo on my desk from the home office...it reports that they
are testing out how long it will take dust to smother someone....a new
technique in modern warfare...you are a test subject....how many years
have you been in that room...it was projected to take 18 years to do in
a man of 3 stone...do you still weigh 3 stone ( if you recall the note on
the door when you entered remined you not to bathe...have you bathed ?...
if you have then you must return all the cheques...please communicate
with as little body movement as possible as our team expects to arrive in
4 more years and would like to have as little disturbed as possible..also
we are sorry that we have had to play the same tv program over and over
but the dust machine broke our budget and we could only afford a vcr and
not a really telly...management of m6..

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Originally posted by rbmorris
Tell me. I want to know...because I care about you.
hi im a girl with 34DD breasts im single and looking for people to play (sometimes men pay me to payi enjoy it whenthey do. i think this is what i do for a lving) i have bloinde hair and blue eyes im 16 but am more experiencd than i look i like swimming andit keeps me fit and toned i liked men and women

READ: i am a 32 year old computer geek. i started to sweat when you said you cared about me. noone ever cares about me! i have a girl friend, but i have never met her. she says she lives in new mexico. she once sent me a picture of herself. you can see she is hot, just look at her! http://www.skinz.org/celebrity/pamela-anderson/pamela-anderson-wallpapers-6.jpg

i weigh 21 stone and haven't left the house in 3 weeks as i work from home. i can program in java, C++, superbase and a whole host of other languages. well, that is what my CV says anyway.

last week i completed half life II 9 times on the hardest level. i have never dated anyone before i met trisha (see picture above) over www.faceparty.com. i once met a girl in real life. she ran away.

READ: i'm a waster maths student. i should be studying, but i can't be bothered. i can recite pi to 6 decimal places though...

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My clan members send me a USD check every month, so I am a professional RHP clan leader.

Clan 24665

Oh, well, I forgot to say I send each one of them, every month, some illegal porno material as well.

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I am a part time thrill seeker and all around good guy. Thanks for caring RB.

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Originally posted by genius
hi im a girl with 34DD breasts im single and looking for people to play (sometimes men pay me to payi enjoy it whenthey do. i think this is what i do for a lving) i have bloinde hair and blue eyes im 16 but am more experiencd than i look i like swimming andit keeps me fit and toned i liked men and women

READ: i am a 32 year old computer geek. i star ...[text shortened]... i should be studying, but i can't be bothered. i can recite pi to 6 decimal places though...
Hey, there's 796 results for "genius" at www.faceparty.com and one of them is mrs spiderman - are you one of those, or are you hiding behind an alias?
I also couldn't find trisha. 😕

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Sometimes I do stand-up comedy in a room full of 8- and 9-year-olds. Sometimes I just talk to myself there instead.

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Originally posted by reader1107
Sometimes I do stand-up comedy in a room full of 8- and 9-year-olds. Sometimes I just talk to myself there instead.
thats what I do, except they are 13-14 years old

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Originally posted by Nordlys
I am a professional procrastinator.
I'd make some witty reply to that... 😉

😵 ... but it can wait 'til tomorrow, I'm sure

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Originally posted by widget
I'd make some witty reply to that... 😉

😵 ... but it can wait 'til tomorrow, I'm sure
We have a job for another procrastinator, maybe you are interested? The job interview is scheduled for next week, but it will most likely be postponed.

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Originally posted by Nordlys
We have a job for another procrastinator, maybe you are interested? The job interview is scheduled for next week, but it will most likely be postponed.
Ah, but is he a journeyman procratinator? 😠

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Originally posted by Ice Cold
Ah, but is he a journeyman procratinator? 😠
I'm not even a journeyman procreatinator 🙄 But I'm hoping spelling counts for more...

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I breed prizewinning clams.

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Originally posted by GalaxyShield
Student/Undercover crime fighter (or superhero, if you will), known locally as 'Shield Man'.
I've been wanting to create a superhero in Champions or some other superhero roleplaying game in named "Targetman". He'd have a big bull's eye on his garish outfit and his power would be a subtle sort of mind control combined with tremendous personal defenses. He could taunt enemies into attacking him via his obnoxious personality and then could withstand their attacks without injury, though he'd get knocked around in a most satisfying fashion when attacked.

Targetman, by the way (some of you might have caught this), was inspired by EverQuest Warriors.