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What does an oyster do on his birthday?

What does an oyster do on his birthday?

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He shellabrates.




Doctor Doctor I feel like biscuits!
What, you mean those square ones?
Yes!
The ones you put butter on?
Yes!
Well, that means you're crackers!

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Originally posted by yo its me
He shellabrates.




[b]Doctor Doctor I feel like biscuits!
What, you mean those square ones?
Yes!
The ones you put butter on?
Yes!
Well, that means you're crackers![/b]
Doctor, doctor, sometimes I wake up feeling like a bar of soap!

Well, that's Lifeboy!

Doctor, doctor, some mornings I wake up and think I'm Tom Jones, is that wrong?

Doctor: It's not unusual!


Doctor, doctor, sometimes I think Im a pair of curtains!
Doctor: Get a grip and pull yourself together!!

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Doctor doctor, people keep on ignoring me!

Next patient please.

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Doctor doctor people keeping acting like I'm invisable.
#doc jumps out of seat and turns arround# Who said that?!

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Doctor doctor, can you tell me what is wrong with me?

Yes, you are mad!

How do you know that?

This is a builders merchant.

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Doctor, doctor give me the news. I've got a bad case of loving you.
Here use this Blue soap it should fix it.

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Originally posted by yo its me
He shellabrates.
Aw shucks

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We had Christmas crackers today (well why not) her are the best two jokes from them;
Where do snowmen go to dance?
A snowball (ba boom!)

Why did the tomatoe blush?
becasue he saw the salad dressing 😵