What does it take to hack it on General Forum?

Originally posted by FMF

So. Then. All you crusty General veterans who so rarely bother with the chest beating nether regions of Debates. Does everyone like each other here? What does it take to make friends and influence people on General?

get drunk so you can talk silly. drunker than you are in Debates.

Originally posted by FMF
Can I join as a retard and work my way up?

No, once a retard always a retard. You fall under the "noob" category.

Originally posted by tomtom232
No, once a retard always a retard. You fall under the "noob" category.

Is it like Japanese politics? Do I have to join a faction?

Originally posted by FMF
I am pondering my chances on the General Forum. I have the following testimonial from a fellow poster at Debates:

[quote]my dear FMF, your "irony" is as flat as a wrinkle free bedsheet. If this is what you do as satire, you would do well to keep your day job, assuming you have one. When something is funny, intellectually or otherwise, it doesn't pass unnotice ...[text shortened]... other here? What does it take to make friends and influence people on General?

All it takes is to keep your posts nice and short so that we'll read them 😀😀

Originally posted by FMF
Is it like Japanese politics? Do I have to join a faction?

It is up to you but you do have to finish your training.

Originally posted by tomtom232
It is up to you but you do have to finish your training.

Is there a list of shakers and movers? Are there superior wings under which I could snuggle as this process runs its course?

Originally posted by FMF
Is there a list of shakers and movers? Are there superior wings under which I could snuggle as this process runs its course?

If you have to ask, you'll never know. Therefore the downy amnion of Red Night's mind numbing familiars will probably be best suited to your company.

Originally posted by Starrman
If you have to ask, you'll never know. Therefore the downy amnion of Red Night's mind numbing familiars will probably be best suited to your company.

I find him more like Ragnorak.