1. Standard memberSeitse
    Doug Stanhope
    That's Why I Drink
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    01 Aug '15 22:12
    Originally posted by moonbus
    You're a dead president?
    For now.
  2. Subscribersonhouse
    Fast and Curious
    slatington, pa, usa
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    01 Aug '15 22:28
    Originally posted by Seitse
    For now.
    So in other words, if you told us what you do, you have to kill us......
  3. Standard memberSeitse
    Doug Stanhope
    That's Why I Drink
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    01 Aug '15 23:49
    Originally posted by sonhouse
    So in other words, if you told us what you do, you have to kill us......
    We're all dead already.
  4. Subscriberptobler
    Patzer
    Canberra
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    02 Aug '15 02:06
    Originally posted by Seitse
    For now.
    One of the Dead Kennedys?
  5. Standard memberGrampy Bobby
    Boston Lad
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    02 Aug '15 04:00
    Originally posted by Seitse
    If you people would know what I do for a living in real life, you'd
    crap your pants.

    Let's just say that... well... I don't know how to put this, but I'm
    kind of a big deal. People know me. I'm very important. I have
    many leather-bound books and my apartment smells of rich
    mahogany.
    ...with a collection of fine etchings in your den?
  6. Standard memberChessPraxis
    Cowboy From Hell
    American West
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    02 Aug '15 06:18
    He's a substitute worker in a glory hole.
  7. Standard memberSeitse
    Doug Stanhope
    That's Why I Drink
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    02 Aug '15 06:49
    Originally posted by ChessPraxis
    He's a substitute worker in a glory hole.
    How does that work?
  8. Account suspended
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    02 Aug '15 09:22
    Mowing lawns would be the safest bet.
  9. Standard memberSeitse
    Doug Stanhope
    That's Why I Drink
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    02 Aug '15 09:37
    Originally posted by FishHead111
    Mowing lawns would be the safest bet.
    I applaud your career choice. Go for it!
  10. Joined
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    02 Aug '15 12:42
    Originally posted by Seitse
    If you people would know what I do for a living in real life, you'd
    crap your pants.

    Let's just say that... well... I don't know how to put this, but I'm
    kind of a big deal. People know me. I'm very important. I have
    many leather-bound books and my apartment smells of rich
    mahogany.
    Since when do colouring books come leather-bound?

    I say you're a shelf-stacker.
  11. Standard memberSeitse
    Doug Stanhope
    That's Why I Drink
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    02 Aug '15 18:20
    Originally posted by Shallow Blue
    I say you're a shelf-stacker.
    Hey, that rhymes with fudge packer!
  12. Joined
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    02 Aug '15 21:22
    Originally posted by Seitse
    If you people would know what I do for a living in real life, you'd
    crap your pants.

    Let's just say that... well... I don't know how to put this, but I'm
    kind of a big deal. People know me. I'm very important. I have
    many leather-bound books and my apartment smells of rich
    mahogany.
    Do you mend piano's ?
  13. Joined
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    02 Aug '15 21:23
    Originally posted by phil3000
    Do you mend piano's ?
    Undertaker ?
  14. Standard memberSeitse
    Doug Stanhope
    That's Why I Drink
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    03 Aug '15 07:01
    Originally posted by phil3000
    Do you mend piano's ?
    I play them, lousily, yet I can't mend them.
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    03 Aug '15 09:062 edits
    Private Secretary to the Duke of Edinburgh? Or are you actually the Duke of Edinburgh?
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