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I thought it was just another one of your short stories until everyone started to comment on it like it'd really been you in the story.

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Originally posted by Ragnorak
Couldn't wait for round 3, eh? 😉

For some reason, I thought it was a hoax from the start, partly I suppose because you initially posted it on a public forum.

D

I really am that open though, if it hd happened to me I probably would have done the same thing.

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Originally posted by Starrman
I really am that open though, if it hd happened to me I probably would have done the same thing.
Wait, all that was fake?

Awwwwwwwwwwww man! I can't believe I fell for that, then! Crap, I need to pay more attention!

I also heard that they decided to take "gullible" out of the dictionary. Duh.

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Can I just reiterate, it wasn't designed to cruelly mislead people for my own amusement, please read my post on page two.

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Originally posted by Starrman
Can I just reiterate, it wasn't designed to cruelly mislead people for my own amusement, please read my post on page two.
Good to know. I actually hadn't read that, yet.

I never thought it was cruel, though. I just felt like a dork.

🙂

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Originally posted by Starrman
Can I just reiterate, it wasn't designed to cruelly mislead people for my own amusement, please read my post on page two.
We should have known, from your pic on RHP faces, that this kind of thing was unlikely to happen to you 😉

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Originally posted by Varg
We should have known, from your pic on RHP faces, that this kind of thing was unlikely to happen to you 😉
cute...

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Originally posted by Starrman
Can I just reiterate, it wasn't designed to cruelly mislead people for my own amusement, please read my post on page two.
Smoke and fire spring to mind......

Are you in denial?

It's always a case of "I have a friend....."

*Tongue in cheek*

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Originally posted by demonseed
The only thing is if she really does love him, and this was was just a casual thing for starrman then there could be trouble ahead ....

Hell hath no fury like a woman scorned.

Happened to me, so I have learned from bitter experience ...[text shortened]... o keep Rambo back inside his pants.

Easier said than done mind.
Oh yeah... that's right. She can make BIG trouble for you if you let this thing continue. I'd like to suppliment this with an experience I had just last year:

I'm a facility designer for Delphi and I work in whatever plant I'm needed. Last year I was sent over to plant 43, and who do I run into but Barb! Barbara lived with me for 4 years but we had broken up 17 years ago!

GEEZ, she looked pretty good for all that time... so we got to talkin' and the next thing I knew, Barb was coming over on a Friday night to "watch a movie". Unlike yourself, I was not attached at the time, but this story still has an important aspect.

We never did get to see the darn movie. Barb had me in bed so fast (not that I minded) that it was like ol' times. Ok, so we started dating again - for about two weeks. Then we started arguing about little things... then we started arguing about more important things... THEN, after one of Barb's most disappointing, low tricks, I suddenly remembered why the hell we broke up in the first place!

Barbara was always going to be Barbara - she was never going to change. So, I think people remember the good things and the good times from a relationship, but they don't remember all the BAD THINGS that the person did to them. 😠

If your current girl is good to you then my advice is to DUMP the ex and don't look back! 🙂

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Damn, I missed this.

Nice story, Starrman, until the last line which cheesed the whole thing up a bit.

"I've never had sex in a toilet before..."

Also, I knew it was fake because you've never called your girlfriend "girlfriend".

Anyway, I read the whole thread and my imaginary advice would have been that you would probably be better off on your own for a while in that sort of situation. If you weren't prepared to stick to your commitment to your current girlfriend then maybe you were not prepared for the trials and tribulations of monogamy. Having a partner is a full time job, drunk or sober, there's no excuse. Anyone who thinks we're only human is underestimating humanity. If you are unable to control the animal side of yourself... well... keep away from me.

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Originally posted by hopscotch
Damn, I missed this.

Nice story, Starrman, until the last line which cheesed the whole thing up a bit.

"I've never had sex in a toilet before..."

Also, I knew it was fake because you've never called your girlfriend "girlfriend".

Anyway, I read the whole thread and my imaginary advice would have been that you would probably be bette ...[text shortened]... y. If you are unable to control the animal side of yourself... well... keep away from me.
I hate to rub salt in the wounds, but this girl is 100% right.
This means you're a jerk, my friend... 🙁

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Originally posted by arrakis
I hate to rub salt in the wounds, but this girl is 100% right.
This means you're a jerk, my friend... 🙁
arrakis, have you read my explanation on page 2 yet?

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Originally posted by Starrman
I really am that open though, if it hd happened to me I probably would have done the same thing.
I wouldn't go shouting that about. Being open and all.

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