Originally posted by arrakisyou obviously haven't done much apple picking have you.
Awww, I'm sorry. Are you one of the lower-life apples?
1) the apples at the top get discoloured from the sun.
2) the apples at the bottom are better, yet take a long time to ripen.
no... the best apples are found by reaching through to your neighbours row to grab their biggest, juciest, sweetest and yummiest apples you can find.
EDIT : women aren't apples.