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What is the first thing you do when you wake up?

What is the first thing you do when you wake up?

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Originally posted by Palynka
For how many years have you been in your bed?
Oh, that's only the first five times I wake up. Then I actually get up.

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Originally posted by Jigtie
Oh, that's only the first five times I wake up. Then I actually get up.
The suspense is killing me! What happens THEN???

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Originally posted by Palynka
The suspense is killing me! What happens THEN???
Mostly I just sit around picking my nose, but some mornings, when I feel
creative, I make real breakfast.

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diarrhea

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Take a look down and make sure it's erect.

When it isn't then I know it's high time for a viagra prescription 🙁

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Originally posted by mikelom
Take a look down and make sure it's erect.

When it isn't then I know it's high time for a viagara prescription 🙁
you must be unsterile

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Originally posted by EmLasker
you must be unsterile
😲 ???

Mai khow jai, khoh tos. ? 😲

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Open my eyes.

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Originally posted by NimzovichLarsen
Besides get out of bed....
Make coffee

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snore

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Originally posted by mikelom
😲 ???

Mai khow jai, khoh tos. ? 😲
Yes, allways🙂