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What is the first thing you do when you wake up?

What is the first thing you do when you wake up?

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Originally posted by Phlabibit
Before I had a wife and kids I would set my alarm on my days off.

I would wake up at 7am, look at the clock... and go back to sleep for 3 or 4 hours.

I miss those days.

P-
...what did we learn? 😉

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Originally posted by Ray Gunz I
STRETCH, while making the awfulest animalistic growl you're ever likely to hear.
More nearly accurate description might be... 'while making familiar creaking sounds with the bones of his upper carriage and exhaling.'

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Originally posted by NimzovichLarsen
What is the first thing you do when you wake up?
Wish I could work from home.

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Originally posted by Grampy Bobby
More nearly accurate description might be... 'while making familiar creaking sounds with the bones of his upper carriage and exhaling.'
Nah the creaking noises would be my knees.

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Originally posted by NimzovichLarsen
Besides get out of bed....
rub one out

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I wonder what time it is, then reach for my...

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Breath, blink my eyes, unplug the dumb alarm clock, go back to bed.

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Originally posted by beatlemania
Breath, blink my eyes, unplug the dumb alarm clock, go back to bed.
I expected you to say, " Woke up, fell outta bed, dragged a comb across my head, looking up I noticed I was..."

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Put on a robe, then brush my teeth.

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Originally posted by Suzianne
Snooze is obviously a HE, because he's always loud and irritating as hell.
If I wasn't loud and irritating as hell I'd rec you for that.

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Originally posted by Grampy Bobby
Walk out onto the patio, stretch inhaling the fresh air, check the phone message machine, wash my face, pee, wash my hands, make coffee...



😀
You do all that as the first thing, uh?

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I just go back to sleep.

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Originally posted by Jigtie
I just go back to sleep.
For how many years have you been in your bed?

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Originally posted by NimzovichLarsen
Besides get out of bed....
I grab my glasses so that I don't bump into things and put eyedrops in. Then I wake up the kids.....wake up the kids.....yell at the kids to get up....then it's all a blur after that.

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Originally posted by Sunburnt
I grab my glasses so that I don't bump into things and put eyedrops in. Then I wake up the kids.....wake up the kids.....yell at the kids to get up....then it's all a blur after that.
you're lucky....my kids wake me up.. 🙁