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24 Jun 15
24 Jun 15
Originally posted by Bosse de NageNah, no way. I'll tell you what's worse - the whole thing with the sewing machine, umbrella, dissecting table and the fox, at a time when house prices are falling.
No, I'll tell you what's worse: the chance encounter of a sewing machine and an umbrella on a dissecting table witnessed by a fox .
24 Jun 15
Originally posted by FMFlet me help you understand why the very worst is not sewing machines, umbrellas, dissecting tables, foxes, or even falling housing value...
Nah, no way. I'll tell you what's worse - the whole thing with the sewing machine, umbrella, dissecting table and the fox, at a time when house prices are falling.
imagine waking up in the morning, before coffee, to find that you haven't a clue as to who mick hucknall is, and then innocently googling his image...
THAT is much much worse...
24 Jun 15
Originally posted by rookie54Admittedly that would be tortuous - but hardly worse than being forced to undergo reconstructive surgery to satisfy the dark desire, pursued with unflagging determination through years of obscure but grimly satisfying toil, of a sardonic micronation dictator to have Riverdance performed on his oil rig by a chorus line of Mick Hucknall.
let me help you understand why the very worst is not sewing machines, umbrellas, dissecting tables, foxes, or even falling housing value...
imagine waking up in the morning, before coffee, to find that you haven't a clue as to who mick hucknall is, and then innocently googling his image...
[b]THAT is much much worse...[/b]
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24 Jun 15
Originally posted by Bosse de NageCome on all these so far are..well trivial. The worst thing would be to wake up after a scheduled surgery to find that they (the surgeon) got the wrong paperwork and removed the wrong "thing"😲
Admittedly that would be tortuous - but hardly worse than being forced to undergo reconstructive surgery to satisfy the dark desire, pursued with unflagging determination through years of obscure but grimly satisfying toil, of a sardonic micronation dictator to have Riverdance performed on his oil rig by a chorus line of Mick Hucknall.
25 Jun 15
Originally posted by Great Big SteesIt'd be far worse if it turned out the surgeon did it on purpose to satisfy his dark desire and that he now intended to pursue you with unflagging determination.
Come on all these so far are..well trivial. The worst thing would be to wake up after a scheduled surgery to find that they (the surgeon) got the wrong paperwork and removed the wrong "thing"😲
25 Jun 15
Originally posted by Great Big SteesThere are no wrong things, only wrong people. What could be worse than that?
Come on all these so far are..well trivial. The worst thing would be to wake up after a scheduled surgery to find that they (the surgeon) got the wrong paperwork and removed the wrong "thing"😲
25 Jun 15
Originally posted by HandyAndyI'll tell you what's worse, being rejected by Nick Hucknall. That's right. The womanizing creep who claims to have had carnal relations with more than a thousand women with no recollection about who they were, just some random ego tripping time passers. Well, imagine being rejected by someone who has no standards whatsoever and has never rejected any woman, ever?
There are no wrong things, only wrong people. What could be worse than that?
What could be worse than that?
Originally posted by coquetteMmm. Mick Hucknall, uncharacteristically, remembering me ~ on account of how memorably bad I was compared to all the anonymously mediocre throng. That'd be worse.
I'll tell you what's worse, being rejected by Mick Hucknall. That's right. The womanizing creep who claims to have had carnal relations with more than a thousand women with no recollection about who they were, just some random ego tripping time passers. Well, imagine being rejected by someone who has no standards whatsoever and has never rejected any woman, ever?
What could be worse than that?