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What is your idea of Hell?

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Originally posted by Russ
Any long haul flight. With thoughtless people who like to recline their seats in front with no consideration for people behind them.

Planes just aren't made for big blokes with long legs.

Of all the things to worry about when flying, not getting an aisle seat is my biggest fear. (Even if I then get my shins bruised by trolleys every 2 minutes.)

-Russ
Really? I thought it would be your RHP inbox... 🙂

I understand your point fully: I'm 6'2": not giant, not small.
I did a long haul from UK to Australia using Air Korea. 24 hours in a plane designed for Koreans, not the tallest race in the world. Awful it was. Physically painful.

Never again. Quantas, where are you? (Or Singapore Air: great airline if you can find the money!)

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Originally posted by Russ
Any long haul flight. With thoughtless people who like to recline their seats in front with no consideration for people behind them.

Planes just aren't made for big blokes with long legs.

Of all the things to worry about when flying, not getting an aisle seat is my biggest fear. (Even if I then get my shins bruised by trolleys every 2 minutes.)

-Russ
lol ...

Next time you're going on hol, pm me upfront and if you've booked a Thomas Cook holiday, I might be able to get you an upgrade ...


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Originally posted by The Slow Pawn
lol ...

Next time you're going on hol, pm me upfront and if you've booked a Thomas Cook holiday, I might be able to get you an upgrade ...


You can be sure that I will follow you up on this...🙂

-Russ

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Originally posted by Russ
You can be sure that I will follow you up on this...🙂

-Russ
No problem mate ... Happy to help

Boris

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Originally posted by Russ
Any long haul flight. With thoughtless people who like to recline their seats in front with no consideration for people behind them.

Planes just aren't made for big blokes with long legs.

Of all the things to worry about when flying, not getting an aisle seat is my biggest fear. (Even if I then get my shins bruised by trolleys every 2 minutes.)

-Russ


Are you the guy always complaining when I try and get a little sleep ?
They wouldn't make it recline if it wasn't suppose to!


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Yes. I dig my knee right in the center of their seat. There really is little other option, and I like to be a pain in the ass right back.

And I would love for the recline option to be removed from all cattle class air travel.

-Russ

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My idea of hell is sitting in front of Russ on a plane!

Russ, just pluck a couple single hairs out of their head every now and then if they are laying on top of you! Be sure to look around like it was not you who did it.

P-

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Originally posted by Russ
Yes. I dig my knee right in the center of their seat. There really is little other option, and I like to be a pain in the ass right back.

And I would love for the recline option to be removed from all cattle class air travel.

-Russ
I always fall asleep when I fly. I mean like comatose. I usually wake to find some man looking down my blouse.I was wearing a low cut dree at the opera once. I fell asleep in the middle of it and woke with my head on the chest of the stranger next to me, and he was really enjoying the view. Men!!!!! 😛

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Originally posted by elvendreamgirl
I always fall asleep when I fly. I mean like comatose. I usually wake to find some man looking down my blouse.I was wearing a low cut dree at the opera once. I fell asleep in the middle of it and woke with my head on the chest of the ...[text shortened]... anger next to me, and he was really enjoying the view. Men!!!!! 😛
i thought we were talking about hell not heaven.
i mean the opera of course.
what was this somatic opus, by the way?

in fiendship,
prad

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Originally posted by pradtf
i thought we were talking about hell not heaven.
i mean the opera of course.
what was this somatic opus, by the way?

in fiendship,
prad
Actually, the opera was very good, but I was in NYC in the winter for a week. We went to 15 performances (ballet, opera, theatre) in a little over a week, and the remainder of the time to fabulous restaurants, art galleries, and you name it. So when we sta down in a nice quiet theatre, listening to beautiful music, I had a habit of drifting off a bit. :-) It was the Barber of Seville.

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Originally posted by elvendreamgirl
So when we sta down in a nice quiet theatre, listening to beautiful music, I had a habit of drifting off a bit. :-) It was the Barber of Seville.
now we're talking hell again!!
i would personally find it very painful to pay to go to a show and fall asleep (not so bad if i didn't have to pay, mind you). but then, if i have time left on my parking meter, i find it necessary to wait around to get my full money's worth.

actually, i think there was a lesser known opera also by rossini that dealt more directly with the everpresent choices we must wrestle with regarding our day to day existence that may have sprung forth from the one you went to see. i believe it was called Barbarous or Civil. however, it never reached the same heights of popularity for some unknown reason - go figaro!

in fiendship,
prad

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Stranded with Michael Bolton on a deserted island.

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D&D New Adventure.

(just playin DBP)

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Living in a world where I know that I can never go see Phish live again.

Wait a minute...

Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaagh!!

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Having everyone I try to talk to, including friends and family, constantly reminding me of everything I've done wrong and every bad thought that I've had.

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