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Originally posted by ale1552
You and Nordly have my eternal thanks. By the way, I have been looking for someone over 70 to challenge to a chess match.....but only if you are not rated too high. Audrey
My rating is somewhere in the 1500s at present. I would be happy to play a match at any time you might wish. Thank you for the vote of appreciation. 🙂

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Originally posted by trev33
mine would be a really rich persons personal chef......*i need that $200,000 truffle for your dinner honest*

you know thats how it went with that sale...no way a restaurant is paying that for a truffle....they wouldn't need one that size for a start.

anyway....so if any of you are rich and need a personal chef send me an pm.
If I were going to hire a personal chef, it would be Leisurelysloath! 😀

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Originally posted by mlprior
If I were going to hire a personal chef, it would be Leisurelysloath! 😀
I'd pick Mimor.

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Death...like from family guy

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I would like to field test smoking paraphernalia. 😕

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I would like for that job to be one that would allow me to go to Washington and ask the federal government to loan me 38 billion dollars with every expectation of having them say ok. 🙂

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Originally posted by kirksey957
I'd pick Mimor.
I have excellent references.

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Originally posted by mlprior
If I were going to hire a personal chef, it would be Leisurelysloath! 😀
😀 I'm not cheap but I can be had!

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Originally posted by trev33
mine would be a really rich persons personal chef......*i need that $200,000 truffle for your dinner honest*

you know thats how it went with that sale...no way a restaurant is paying that for a truffle....they wouldn't need one that size for a start.

anyway....so if any of you are rich and need a personal chef send me an pm.
a hitman or kamakazi

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Originally posted by trev33
mine would be a really rich persons personal chef......*i need that $200,000 truffle for your dinner honest*

you know thats how it went with that sale...no way a restaurant is paying that for a truffle....they wouldn't need one that size for a start.

anyway....so if any of you are rich and need a personal chef send me an pm.
I like my own job, and 'd like to atill have it after all this hoo haa about the economy finally ends.

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A plant-watcher.

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Originally posted by ChronicLeaky
A plant-watcher.
I think you would have loved the botanical / natural-scientific field trips that were part of the studium fundamentale at my university*. I wish I had participated more often. And I still haven't got a linen tester! Linen testers are great for your ideal job.

*: http://wga.dmz.uni-wh.de/stufu/html/default/mkxn-7jr9yj.de.html (unfortunately only in German)

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Field tester at a brothel.

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Originally posted by Nordlys
I think you would have loved the botanical / natural-scientific field trips that were part of the studium fundamentale at my university*. I wish I had participated more often. And I still haven't got a linen tester! Linen testers are great for your ideal job.

*: http://wga.dmz.uni-wh.de/stufu/html/default/mkxn-7jr9yj.de.html (unfortunately only in German)
Ok, I've learnt that in at least one German university, rooms are subdivided into potentially very small pieces (at least 512ths, I guess) 🙂.

Seriously, that is a great idea for a course. Botanical trips haven't been part of my formal education since junior high school, which is unfortunate.

Right now, I'm officeless, so when the library is closed I usually work under various trees on campus, and the variety of plants is very large, so I have my ideal job.

Better than linen-testing would be mattress-testing, or perhaps bed-testing in general, since it encompasses both. It would be better to be Senior Bed Tester, though, so that the really bad beds would have already been rejected by those in a lower pay grade.

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Originally posted by kirksey957
I'd pick Mimor.
Me too.