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What is your wrestler name?

What is your wrestler name?

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If you were a wrestler, what completely original name would you give yourself.

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In a dream, the announcer called me The Rhino Shizzler, so I guess I'll stick with that.

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I think it fits you better to be named the backdoor bunny... with a vengeance!

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Originally posted by Bad wolf
In a dream, the announcer called me The Rhino Shizzler, so I guess I'll stick with that.
'Crusher' Bowens

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The Scottish Sex-God who's hung like Dutch man.

"SGD" for short.

And when I enter the ring, free beer is handed out to everyone and "Helter Skelter" belts out of the speakers...

And I'm obviously wearing black leather.

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Originally posted by shavixmir
The Scottish Sex-God who's hung like Dutch man.

"SGD" for short.

And when I enter the ring, free beer is handed out to everyone and "Helter Skelter" belts out of the speakers...

And I'm obviously wearing black leather.
Assless chaps?

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Originally posted by Sunburnt
Assless chaps?
God no.
Really tight and shiny stuff...

I'd probably have a whip too... I dunno, sort of Marquis de Sade meets Indiana Jones sort of a look...

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Originally posted by Bad wolf
In a dream, the announcer called me The Rhino Shizzler, so I guess I'll stick with that.
You have wrestling dreams?

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Originally posted by shavixmir
God no.
Really tight and shiny stuff...

I'd probably have a whip too... I dunno, sort of Marquis de Sade meets Indiana Jones sort of a look...
That might look gay in the wrestling ring 😕.

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Originally posted by shavixmir
The Scottish Sex-God who's hung like Dutch man.

"SGD" for short.

And when I enter the ring, free beer is handed out to everyone and "Helter Skelter" belts out of the speakers...

And I'm obviously wearing black leather.
If Scottish men were hung like the Dutch, they'd have developed shorter kilts.

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Originally posted by CauselessOne
If Scottish men were hung like the Dutch, they'd have developed shorter kilts.
Really? Oh. I thought I was just the exception.


(see. now, that's a really well set up joke by me, which could so easily have back-fired).

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Originally posted by shavixmir
Really? Oh. I thought I was just the exception.


(see. now, that's a really well set up joke by me, which could so easily have back-fired).
Yup, another one up you. 🙄

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Originally posted by rbmorris
You have wrestling dreams?
More like dreams about aspirations to be wrestler, i got announced, but the dream ended just as I was enterering the ring, I'll never get my chance to be one. 🙁