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What kids write to God...

What kids write to God...

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This is a selection from the letters kids wrote to God at Sunday School...

Are you really invisible, or is this a trick?

Did you mean for a giraffe to look like that, or was it an accident?

Instead of letting people die and making new ones, why don't you just keep the ones you've got now?

I keep waiting for spring, but it didn't come yet. Don't forget now...

Dear God, if you are watching in church on Sunday, I will show you my new shoes.

I think about you sometimes even when I'm not praying.

Dear God, if you let the dinasor not extinct, we not have a country. You did the right thing.

Dear God, please send Dennis Clark to a different camp this year.

I went to this wedding and they kissed right there in church, is that OK?

I want to live 900 years like that guy in the Bible.

Please put another holiday between Christmas and Easter, there is nothing good there now.

Dear God, I think the stapler is one of your greates inventions.

Dear God, maybe Cain and Abel won't kill each so much if they had their own room. It works with my brother.

In Bible times, did they really talk that fancy?

Dear God, I'm American. What are you?

We read that Thomas edison invented light, but at Sunday School they told us that you did it. So I bet he stoled your idea, didn't he?

Dear God, if we come back as something, please don't let me be Jenifer Horton, because I hate her.

Dear God, I do not think anyone could be a better God. Well I just want you to know but I'm not just saying that because you are God.

You don't have to worry about me so much. I always look both ways.

Dear God, thank you for the baby brother, but what I really prayed for was a puppy.

I think it must be very hard for you to love everyone all the time. There are only 4 people in my family and I can never do it.

Dear God, I want to be just like my father when I grow up, but not with so much hair all over.

And this one is the best, I think:

Dear God, if you give me a genie lamp like Alladin had, I will give you anything you want except money or my chess set.

Out of the mouths of babes. Some show pretty intense and deep thought
on a variety of levels and subjects not to mention some worthy solutions.

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Here's one for you;

Dear God,

You killed my dog you bastard.

Yours,
(childs name here)

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Originally posted by Frank Burns
Here's one for you;

Dear God,

You killed my dog you bastard.

Yours,
(childs name here)
Dear Dog,

You killed my god you bastard. And why did you have to give me dislecksia?

Yours,
(childs name here)

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Originally posted by Ragnorak
Dear Dog,

You killed my god you bastard. And why did you have to give me dislecksia?

Yours,
(childs name here)
😏😵😀

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Dear god, why did you wipe out my village and kill my parents with that typhoon?