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What kind of a peeer are you?

What kind of a peeer are you?

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Excitable Type
Pants are twisted, cannot find hole, rips pants in anger.

Sociable Type
Joins pals for a pee whether he wants one or not.

Timid Type
Cannot pee if anyone is watching, pretends he has been and sneaks back later.

Nosy Type
Peeps over partition to have a look at the other fellow's thingy.

Indifferent Type
All urinals being occupied, uses sink.

Clever Type
Pees without holding tool, shows off by adjusting tie at the same time, pees on foot.

Vain Type
Undoes 5 buttons when 2 will do.

Absent-Minded Type
Opens jacket, takes out tie, pees in pants.

Worried Type
Is not quite sure what he has been up to lately, makes a furtive but close inspection of tool while peeing.

Disgruntled Type
Stands for a while, grunts, farts, tries to pee, fails, farts again and walks out muttering.

Conceited Type
Holds 2-inch tool like a baseball bat while peeing.

Sneaky Type
Drops silent farts while peeing and looks at the guy next to him.

Sloppy Type
Pees on shoe, walks out with flies undone, adjusts himself ten minutes later.

Learned Type
Reads a book or newspaper while peeing.

Childish Type
Watches bubbles at bottom of the urinal while peeing.

Efficient Type
Waits until has to poop and does both at the same time.

Strong Type
Bangs tool on side of urinal to remove drops.

Drunken Type
Pulls out tool, sees two, puts one away, and pees in trousers.

Embarrassed Type
Covers tool with both hands and pees through fingers.

Cock-Eyed Type
Stands in one cubical and pees in next one.

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Originally posted by adramforall
Excitable Type
Pants are twisted, cannot find hole, rips pants in anger.

Sociable Type
Joins pals for a pee whether he wants one or not.

Timid Type
Cannot pee if anyone is watching, pretends he has been and sneaks back later.

Nosy Type
Peeps over partition to have a look at the other fellow's thingy.

Indifferent Type
All urinals bein ...[text shortened]... hands and pees through fingers.

Cock-Eyed Type
Stands in one cubical and pees in next one.
Generally childish but efficient i find very fulfilling πŸ˜€

ty for typing all that out, i appreciated it πŸ™„

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Originally posted by adramforall
Excitable Type
Pants are twisted, cannot find hole, rips pants in anger.

Sociable Type
Joins pals for a pee whether he wants one or not.

Timid Type
Cannot pee if anyone is watching, pretends he has been and sneaks back later.

Nosy Type
Peeps over partition to have a look at the other fellow's thingy.

Indifferent Type
All urinals bein ...[text shortened]... hands and pees through fingers.

Cock-Eyed Type
Stands in one cubical and pees in next one.
oh please like us women wana know how you blokes pee😞

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i'm a vain child, apparently πŸ™‚

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Originally posted by bub
oh please like us women wana know how you blokes pee😞
I agree with bub, who gives a CRAP how men pee? 😡

That is the difference between men and women, men make a big production of their private parts. Aren't there more interesting things in life to think about than your p***s? 😴

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Originally posted by adramforall
Excitable Type
Pants are twisted, cannot find hole, rips pants in anger.

Sociable Type
Joins pals for a pee whether he wants one or not.

Timid Type
Cannot pee if anyone is watching, pretends he has been and sneaks back later.

Nosy Type
Peeps over partition to have a look at the other fellow's thingy.

Indifferent Type
All urinals bein ...[text shortened]... hands and pees through fingers.

Cock-Eyed Type
Stands in one cubical and pees in next one.
To P or not to P, that is the question.

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Originally posted by bub
oh please like us women wana know how you blokes pee😞
You know very well. You're not fooling anyone, Bob.

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Originally posted by Bowmann
You know very well. You're not fooling anyone, Bob.
wrong tackle again bowie

bub😡

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Originally posted by adramforall
Excitable Type
Pants are twisted, cannot find hole, rips pants in anger.

Sociable Type
Joins pals for a pee whether he wants one or not.

Timid Type
Cannot pee if anyone is watching, pretends he has been and sneaks back later.

Nosy Type
Peeps over partition to have a look at the other fellow's thingy.

Indifferent Type
All urinals bein ...[text shortened]... hands and pees through fingers.

Cock-Eyed Type
Stands in one cubical and pees in next one.
The scary thing is that our nations are run by people who fit into peeing chart categories! No wonder the world is in deep doo doo!

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ROFLMAO. Read the list in an internet cafe. People keeped looking at me because tears were coming out my eyes. Someone give this post a rec!

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Originally posted by mlprior
Aren't there more interesting things in life to think about than your p***s? 😴
Such as?

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Originally posted by adramforall
Such as?
nessie😡

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Originally posted by NZDrifter
People keeped looking at me because tears were coming out my eyes.
Normally, only those under four struggle with irregular verbs.

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No1PigPeeer!

No I'm not. But it was quite witty of me to think of it.

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Originally posted by Bowmann
Normally, only those under four struggle with irregular verbs.
I typed keeped instead of kept its true. You'll see me make alot of spelling and grammer mistakes if you read enough of my posts, as I left school at a young age. Additionally I have always found spelling very difficult - despite having an IQ in the 99th percentile. Why you found it necessary to point it out in such an insulting manner however, is beyond me. πŸ™