Originally posted by adramforallI try to be the efficient type, which makes it easier to be the learned type.
Excitable Type
Pants are twisted, cannot find hole, rips pants in anger.
Sociable Type
Joins pals for a pee whether he wants one or not.
Timid Type
Cannot pee if anyone is watching, pretends he has been and sneaks back later.
Nosy Type
Peeps over partition to have a look at the other fellow's thingy.
Indifferent Type
All urinals bein ...[text shortened]... hands and pees through fingers.
Cock-Eyed Type
Stands in one cubical and pees in next one.