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What makes you cry like a child?

What makes you cry like a child?

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Originally posted by dale21
I cry when your momma says she cant come over, but thats rare 😀
That's lame...

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Originally posted by darvlay
That's lame...
Thats rich coming from a drama queer

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Originally posted by Coconut
they don't rub your taste buds. they rub your throat, and that hanging thing in your throat. Might as well be deep-throating.

Just a gag-reflex fear or something.
You've got a fear of gagging eh? My advice? You need to drink, heavily. Put some practice in and eventually, q-tips will be as normal as expelling your insides after two bottles of wine and 10 tequila chasers.

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Originally posted by Starrman
You've got a fear of gagging eh? My advice? You need to drink, heavily. Put some practice in and eventually, q-tips will be as normal as expelling your insides after two bottles of wine and 10 tequila chasers.
Tequila CHASERS?!?!?! Wow....gotta try that....

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I cried at the following situation.

My Girlfriend was driving and blasted papa rabbit into smitherens. Full break, she wanted to go on but due to my crying she didn´t.
Took me whole 10 minutes to convince her to drive back and forward until mama rabbit and sons 1 to 11 has all died and the family was happily reunited in the afterlife.

AAAh, it feels so good to be good.

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Originally posted by Rochade
I cried at the following situation.

My Girlfriend was driving and blasted papa rabbit into smitherens. Full break, she wanted to go on but due to my crying she didn´t.
Took me whole 10 minutes to convince her to drive back and forward until mama rabbit and sons 1 to 11 has all died and the family was happily reunited in the afterlife.

AAAh, it feels so good to be good.
Sounds like YOU'Re the girlfriend.....😛

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slamming my genitals in the car door does it for me every time

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Any porn with Ron Jeremy in it.

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Originally posted by cavan
slamming my genitals in the car door does it for me every time
On that note...

The 'zip' scene from "There's Something About Mary" always brings a tear to my eye 😕

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Originally posted by cavan
slamming my genitals in the car door does it for me every time
Trimming nose hairs and having the scissors pinch one and yank it instead of cutting it .

Seeing my drunken 270 lb neighbor do a 270degree flip with a half twist over his porch rail (laughed till I cried) .

Hearing that my exwife's husband spent the child support check I sent to her on a pair of beautiful antique ivory handled Colt revolvers . (Yep , she's a real piece of work , that one !)

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My bank account balance :'(

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Taking medicine. God bless the genius that one day invents a way to make medicine not taste like freakin' kryptonite. Meh.

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Well, when I was a kid I had to stop watching Lassie... couldn't take that poor dog getty hurt all the time. 😳

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When my doctor checks my prostate with his ring finger...

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i wen balistic and cried my pants off wen a work coleauge pop a trantula skin on my lap out of the blu. i hate spiders and thort it was live in the clear box that was on my lap. i thru the tub across the roomand went screemin and cryin like a babyout of our offise, a bit over dramaitc i no but it wasnt nice..... especially wen ur an arachnaphobic!!!!!