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What makes you cry like a child?

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Originally posted by sundream
i wen balistic and cried my pants off wen a work coleauge pop a trantula skin on my lap out of the blu. i hate spiders and thort it was live in the clear box that was on my lap. i thru the tub across the roomand went screemin and cryin like a babyout of our offise, a bit over dramaitc i no but it wasnt nice..... especially wen ur an arachnaphobic!!!!!
:o ... where do they put people who type like you in an office?

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Originally posted by Coconut
:o ... where do they put people who type like you in an office?
Principal’s office in elementary school is my guess as to what he’s talking about.

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Originally posted by Frank Burns
When my doctor checks my prostate with his ring finger...
Good one . The last proctologist that checked me out was like a homeless guy scrounging for change in the pay phone coin return .

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Originally posted by Moldy Crow
Good one . The last proctologist that checked me out was like a homeless guy scrounging for change in the pay phone coin return .
Now thats laugh out loud funny! What a mental picture that is. Gets a rec.

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Originally posted by Coconut
:o ... where do they put people who type like you in an office?
excuse me first im a nursery nurse and i hav dyslexya
so stop takin the piss
hav u people got nothin better to do!!!!!!

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Originally posted by Coconut
Everyone has a weakness right? It's throat cultures for me. That big freaking q-tip makes me cower in the corner.

slow motion

seriously

even in adverts (commercials)
what's wrong with me?

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Originally posted by Moldy Crow
Good one . The last proctologist that checked me out was like a homeless guy scrounging for change in the pay phone coin return .
How do you know it was his ring finger? Are you absolutely sure you were grimacing hard. ewww

Scope up the old fella takes some beating, that and passing a gall stone. Like P'ing barbed wire.

But seriously.. the hardest tears to cry are tears of grief at the stage when nothing has reason and nothing consoles. That includes heartbreak tears.

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Any video that involves a male getting hit in the most sensitive parts of the body. Wether the tears come from sympathy pains or laughing so hard, it always brings tears.

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do you happen to work in a proof reading office?

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Originally posted by sundream
excuse me first im a nursery nurse and i hav dyslexya
so stop takin the piss
hav u people got nothin better to do!!!!!!
Ha haaaaaaa. That shut everyone up. 😛 Wait a sec though, no apologies? 🙁

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I'm a nurse but believe it or not I hate getting needles. I'll be quite happy to turn you into a pincushion though 🙂

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Originally posted by Tirau Dan
How do you know it was his ring finger? Are you absolutely sure you were grimacing hard. ewww
Well this is how I knew : I bent over , and he put his left hand on my shoulder , and.....wait a minute . No , correction , I bent over and he put his right hand on my shoulder .....no , wait ...............HEY ! WAIT A FRIGGIN MINUTE ! THAT SOB HAD BOTH HANDS ON MY SHOULDERS !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Originally posted by Moldy Crow
Well this is how I knew : I bent over , and he put his left hand on my shoulder , and.....wait a minute . No , correction , I bent over and he put his right hand on my shoulder .....no , wait ...............HEY ! WAIT A FRIGGIN MINUTE ! THAT SOB HAD BOTH HANDS ON MY SHOULDERS !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
lmao lol lol rec for you mr moldy😵

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This game makes me cry. :'( In the position I moved my queen, then decided the knight was too strong so moved the queen back and clicked on the bishop then the knight and hit move. All very rapidly of course. You can imagine my surprize when the program moved my queen to take the knight! GASP! 😠

Cost me 30 points

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