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ok. I just typed this huge long message and it is gone.
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give me a minute

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They don't want anything??

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Originally posted by elvendreamgirl
In keeping with my inability to understand what women want...I cannot even read the text of EDG's message.

oh bother

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Originally posted by elvendreamgirl
ok. I just typed this huge long message and it is gone.
😠

give me a minute

Yea, I shoulda known better.

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... a big throbbing [censored] ...

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Originally posted by The Slow Pawn
... a big throbbing [censored] ...
Someone has surely hacked into Boris' account. Boris would never censor a word! 😲

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This is based on my own experiences and those of women I know.

1. Women don't need men to solve their problems. When we are angry and upset over some problem, we don't want you to get mad and try to solve our problems. We just need you to listen to the tirade, then take us in your arms and kiss us gently on the cheek and say "It's ok, sweety. Everything will be allright. I understand"
If you do this and play your card right, there may be sex in it for you.
2. When your woman is upset or angry with you, we don't nered you to get all upset and yell. We need you to take us in your arms and say "Baby, I am so sorry.I was wrong. I love you". If you do this and play your cards right, there may be sex in it for you.
3. Be romantic. We love flowers, even if they are wild flowers. We love candles, especially in the bath. We love to get little cute gifts, even if they are just silly toys or homemade cards. We love it when you cook dinner for us, massage us, and suprise us. If you do this and if you play your cards right, there may be sex in it for you.
4. Don't make fun at us when we cry, don't EVER tell us we are fat, don't stare at that cute waitress and ignore us as we are talking to you. Trust me-don't do it!! If you don't do this and play your cards right, there may be sex in it for you.

What do we want?
We want to be touched, we want to be loved. We want to trust you. We want someone to share our lives with. We want someone to be our hero.

Next post- what we want sexually.

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Originally posted by The Slow Pawn
... a big throbbing [censored] ...
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Originally posted by kirksey957
Yea, I shoulda known better.
*see reply to slow pawn.
😀

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Originally posted by elvendreamgirl
This is based on my own experiences and those of women I know.

1. Women don't need men to solve their problems. When we are angry and upset over some problem, we don't want you to get mad and try to solve our problems. We just need you to listen to the tirade, then take us in your arms and kiss us gently on the cheek and say "It's ok, sweety. E ...[text shortened]... e to share our lives with. We want someone to be our hero.

Next post- what we want sexually.
OK, if I'm hearing you right, what women want (minus the sex) is daddy.

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aaah, but the "play your cards right" part... there's the kicker.

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Originally posted by elvendreamgirl
This is based on my own experiences and those of women I know.

1. Women don't need men to solve their problems. When we are angry and upset over some problem, we don't want you to get mad and try to solve our problems. We just need you to listen to the tirade, then take us in your arms and kiss us gently on the cheek and say "It's ok, sweety. E ...[text shortened]... e to share our lives with. We want someone to be our hero.

Next post- what we want sexually.
Ok, if I'm hearing you right, women are spoiled brats who want to be treated like princesses even when they throw tantrums.

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Originally posted by kirksey957
OK, if I'm hearing you right, what women want (minus the sex) is daddy.
LOL ...

Good post Kirk. ...
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elvengirl (sorry if spelled wrong)

that was actually quite a sweet post of you. Unfortunately those women don't exist in our modern society anymore (or at least I can't find them) ... Just the other week I held the door open for a woman in the supermarket and her answer was ...

Thanks, but I don't need any help

So go **** youself then (that's what I thought) ... I was just trying to be nice (for a change) and that was your reply ??

So if you see any of those women you described in Peterborough (preferably between 24-36 and not too chabby) let me know and I'll hold the door open again ;-)

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Originally posted by The Slow Pawn
LOL ...

Good post Kirk. ...
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elvengirl (sorry if spelled wrong)

that was actually quite a sweet post of you. Unfortunately those women don't exist in our modern society anymore (or at least I can't find them) ... Just the other week I held the door open for a woman in the sup ...[text shortened]... etween 24-36 and not too chabby) let me know and I'll hold the door open again ;-)

Boris

Unfortunatly, most of the nice people in this world are hidden behind the other douchebags.

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You forgot that they also want your Master card or Visa.😵

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