What would you do if you had $30k lying around?

On reflection, believe I'd deposit half and earmark half for a first class trip across the big pond to see

things I've only read about, to simply be with people I care about and to properly thank Russ & Chris.



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I'd buy one of these:

http://www.grit.com/daily-commute/New-Holland-Boomer-8N-Tractor-Photos.aspx


GRANNY.

Originally posted by cadwah
Booze and cheap hookers

Originally posted by wormwood

...and the rest I would squander.

Originally posted by Raabemaster
Pay 4 college

my dogs (alfie-spalfie and stella) are getting old so id spend it on giving them the perfect doggy day.

1st. rent some dogs for the day with really smelly bums for them to sniff.
2nd. buy 2 of everything from the local butchers
3rd. fill the back garden with cats and the front with rabbits.
4th. put glue in the letterbox to the postman gets stuck.
5th. take alfie to a toy shop and let him hump the cuddly toy section
6th. take them both to the finest stick shop in the world then hire a strongman to throw it really far for them.
7th. stella is pretty fast, likes running but hates dog that are faster, so id take her greyhound racing and drug the other dogs so she wins.
8th. take them to an art gallery, they wont enjoy it, but its important to get a bit of culture.
9th. buy alfie a new set of balls, i still feel really bad for having them removed.
10th. buy them a lovely big sofa and a roaring open fire to sleep infront of.
11th. pay the children to leave the dogs alone for a day.

the rest id spend on me!

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