31 Jan 08
Originally posted by lordyetiI would pass a lot of gas in public places.
I myself would go around smearing sourcream in peoples eyes.
Yet, there could be a definite danger of becoming a pervert/peeping tom, when the dark side becomes to overpowering.
A lot.
Of.
Gas.
31 Jan 08
Originally posted by lordyeti1. Maybe try to figure out how to find a suitable body to inhabit.
I myself would go around smearing sourcream in peoples eyes.
Yet, there could be a definite danger of becoming a pervert/peeping tom, when the dark side becomes to overpowering.
2. Open an upscale home furnishings store, specializing in mirrors.
3. Try to look myself in the eye, I guess, using the mind's eye.
4. Wonder if there might be an attractive invisible lady out there
somewhere and probably jump out of my skin if she called.
5. Learn to play blindfold chess beauties like Alekhine did in
simultaneous exhibitions, avoiding all known variations.
6. Get used to my limitations.
7. I don't know...
01 Feb 08
interesting, interesting, some pretty good ideas but they don't go far enough.
after the Sour Cream Suprise, i would go into coffee shops plop my "hardy boys" (can't say balls because thats to naughty) on peoples shoulders and tell them about it in different accents like; little girl, penguin, and waterfall.
