What would you do with the drunken sailor?

1. Put him in a long boat and row him over

2. Shave his belly with a rusty razor

3. Put him in the hold with the Captain's daughter

4. Hoist him up to the topsail yardarm

5. Put him in the brig until he's sober

Earl-eye in the morning!

YAAAARRRR!

Originally posted by hopscotch
1. Put him in a long boat and row him over

2. Shave his belly with a rusty razor

3. Put him in the hold with the Captain's daughter

4. Hoist him up to the topsail yardarm

5. Put him in the brig until he's sober

Earl-eye in the morning!

Have Carlos the fruity deckhand (almost put the wrong vowel in there wocka wocka) dress up in a miniskirt and bikini top and sit on his lap. Take pictures.

Put him in the bilge and make him drink it.

Originally posted by hopscotch
1. Put him in a long boat and row him over

2. Shave his belly with a rusty razor

3. Put him in the hold with the Captain's daughter

4. Hoist him up to the topsail yardarm

5. Put him in the brig until he's sober

Earl-eye in the morning!

Originally posted by hopscotch
1. Put him in a long boat and row him over

2. Shave his belly with a rusty razor

3. Put him in the hold with the Captain's daughter

4. Hoist him up to the topsail yardarm

5. Put him in the brig until he's sober

Earl-eye in the morning!

Originally posted by smw6869
You could play this game with him:

http://inquisitr.com/extra/711/hopscotch-demotivational/

GRANNY.