Originally posted by zakkwylder Answer the door naked. Employing this simple tactic and you'll be suprised who quickly people can come up with errands to run.
I try that, and I keep getting sexually assaulted by gangs of nubile young women strippers.
Get a baseball bat and stand in the doorway lightly tapping the doorframe with it
seemed to work with neighbours, relatives and Telstra door-to-door salesmen for me
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