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Whats ET short for?

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Because he has got no legs...

Im here till friday folks, try the veal.

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Originally posted by Shonkytonk
Because he has got no legs...

Im here till friday folks, try the veal.
Hadn't heard that one.

Is it sad that it amuses me?

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Originally posted by demonseed
Hadn't heard that one.

Is it sad that it amuses me?
i thought the comment about the veal was funnier...

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Originally posted by demonseed
Hadn't heard that one.

Is it sad that it amuses me?
I think it's more sad that i was compelled out of boredom to post it. Plus i thought it was hilarious.

But maybe thats just me.

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i just flew in from Philadelphia and boy! are my arms tired! take my mother-in-law...please.

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Originally posted by dfm65
i just flew in from Philadelphia and boy! are my arms tired! take my mother-in-law...please.
What did the mexican fireman call his two sons? Jose and Hose B... Thankyou, you smell terrific!

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Originally posted by dfm65
i just flew in from Philadelphia and boy! are my arms tired! take my mother-in-law...please.
You know they had a Miss Universe contest and guess what?
Someone from Earth won again! sounds like a conspiracy......

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Did you hear about the new mexican basketball competition? It's Juan on Juan.

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A chess player walks into a bar...

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Hey pal, why the long face?"

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A giraffe walks into a bar and says " the highballs are on me"

skeeter

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Originally posted by rbmorris
A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Hey pal, why the long face?"
Your mother, a goat, and a catholic priest walk into a bar...... and I forget the rest of the joke, but your mother is a whore.



😀 Hehe, repost.

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Originally posted by seraphimvulture
Your mother, a goat, and a catholic priest walk into a bar...... and I forget the rest of the joke, but your mother is a whore.



😀 Hehe, repost.
Ha ha ha Gold.

A duck walks into a bar and asks for a beer, the barmans says "That's $2.50 thanks" and the duck replys "Nah, just put it on my bill."

A grasshopper walks into the bar and sits down. The barman says, "Hey, we've got a drink named after you" and the grasshopper reply's, "What? Trevor?"

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a blind man walks into a bar and smashes his dark glasses. hey bud, is that a pencil in your pocket, or are you just enjoying the show?

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A skeleton walks in to a bar and says , "Gimme a beer and a mop ."

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