what's gonna be your epitaph

"tell rhp i'm on vacation"

"He saw it coming."

Now being tortured
because he wasn't convinced

See my profile.

I'm gonna steal one from Bobby Knight


Buried upside down so the world can kiss my ass.

Good game!

worm food.

"I told you i was sick"

- Spike Milligan

"it's just a flesh wound!"


"please stop dancing."


"seriously, kill yourself."


"I prefer to think that the grave is half full"


"I'll get you for this!"

This empty urn is sacred to the memory of ******* who died abroad.

If he had lived he would have been buried here. 😛

"join the army, see the world" -they said.

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I drank what?

If you can read this you are too close

get off my grass

If you lived here you would be home by now

I got a happy ending.