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Whats the deal with midgets?

Whats the deal with midgets?

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Originally posted by 747skyjock
And why don't them tall folk stop when they get to the same hight as the rest of us? What is the point of keeping on growing when you're already up in the clouds and suffering from oxegine difficiency?
RBHill give you spelling lessons or something?

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Short people got no reason
Short people got no reason
Short people got no reason
To live

They got little hands
And little eyes
And they walk around
Tellin' great big lies
They got little noses
And tiny little teeth
They wear platform shoes
On their nasty little feet

Well, I don't want no short people
Don't want no short people
Don't want no short people
Round here

Short people are just the same
As you and I
(A fool such as I)
All men are brothers
Until the day they die
(It's a wonderful world)

Short people got nobody
Short people got nobody
Short people got nobody
To love

They got little baby legs
And they stand so low
You got to pick 'em up
Just to say hello
They got little cars
That got beep, beep, beep
They got little voices
Goin' peep, peep, peep
They got grubby little fingers
And dirty little minds
They're gonna get you every time
Well, I don't want no short people
Don't want no short people
Don't want no short people
'Round here

Randy Newman

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Originally posted by Hank Rearden
I mean what the hell why don't they just grow already?
That isn't funny. It's just bigotry.

Grow up yourself, and be as cool as I am.

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Ah, the midget; God's little punchline.

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Originally posted by Sicilian Smaug
How about a midget with a long legged disorder?
So they'd have the upper body of a midget and long thin legs.

Would they still be a midget?
I might be wrong, but I think midgets are proportionally short, and dwarfs unproportionally short.

so, they would form a rock band and move to new zealand. the tall dwarfs.

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Originally posted by AThousandYoung
Short people got no reason
Short people got no reason
Short people got no reason
To live

They got little hands
And little eyes
And they walk around
Tellin' great big lies
They got little noses
And tiny little teeth
They wear platform shoes
On their nasty little feet

Well, I don't want no short people
D ...[text shortened]... ant no short people
Don't want no short people
'Round here

Randy Newman
thats pretty dark and nessed up for randy newwman I have a feeling he didn't write that.

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Originally posted by Anonymousnumber1
That isn't funny. It's just bigotry.

Grow up yourself, and be as cool as I am.
Sorry there comander cool, we should all try to be a cool as you. You know because you try to get your rateing up by playing less skilled players than your self to try to make you seem better than you are. Don't believe me take a look at your past games you've bearly played anyone of a higher rating. You've only played 3 people out of 20 games with a higher rating than you, all of them just bearly higher than your rating , and you lost every god damed one of them. So may be instead of comander cool it should be comander tool.

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Originally posted by Hank Rearden
Sorry there comander cool, we should all try to be a cool as you. You know because you try to get your rateing up by playing less skilled players than your self to try to make you seem better than you are. Don't believe me take a look at your past games you've bearly played anyone of a higher rating. You've only played 3 people out of 20 games with a hi ...[text shortened]... t every god damed one of them. So may be instead of comander cool it should be comander tool.
Leanr how to take a joke.

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