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What's the shortest distance between two pints

What's the shortest distance between two pints

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10 minutes was my record.

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Originally posted by jimslyp69
10 minutes was my record.
That long? pssssshhhhaw

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Depends.

Let the number of bathrooms be 0, 1, 2, ... w. where w(omega) is the limit of the countable numbers, the first infinite ordinal. The average time decreases as the number of bathrooms approaches aleph-null.

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Google/Internet.

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Originally posted by Palynka
Depends.

Let the number of bathrooms be 0, 1, 2, ... w. where w(omega) is the limit of the countable numbers, the first infinite ordinal. The average time decreases as the number of bathrooms approaches aleph-null.
Does the infinte number of bathrooms available, ehance your beer-drinking abilities ???

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A qiuck gasping breath as I finish pounding the first one

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Originally posted by Choreant
Does the infinte number of bathrooms available, ehance your beer-drinking abilities ???
Decreases expected traveling/waiting time.

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Originally posted by Choreant
Does the infinte number of bathrooms available, ehance your beer-drinking abilities ???
Let mouth = x
Let bladder = y

dy/dx as mouth tends to beer, bladder tends to toilet.

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The closest liquor store closes at 10:00PM. It is exactly 9-3/10ths miles away by car, but as the crow flies it's like a mile or to over the lake and through the woods. Darn I wish I could fly, it sure is hard to drive back after that second pint. Zig Zag Zig Zag

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I do know on a hot day, I can drink a 24oz Coors can in about 30 seconds. Gosh it goes down easy.

No jokes about my last comment please 😳

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Originally posted by Ice Cold
I do know on a hot day, I can drink a 24oz Coors can in about 30 seconds. Gosh it goes down easy.

No jokes about my last comment please 😳
Coors is made from pure rocky mountain cow piss. Miller light is where it's at. No saw dust or anything just pure clean water and the right amount of fermented hops and barley. Ahhhhhhhh! Tastes great, Less filling. Bellllch.

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I crave a heinekin sooo much right now. 10 days without a pint, and you bastards are talkin chuggin two quick :'(


The shortest distance will be an arms distance away, because when i finally do have a beer, i plan on taking two with me to the sofa so i dont need to waste time going to the fridge 😛

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Originally posted by huckleberryhound
I crave a heinekin sooo much right now. 10 days without a pint, and you bastards are talkin chuggin two quick :'(


The shortest distance will be an arms distance away, because when i finally do have a beer, i plan on taking two with me to the sofa so i dont need to waste time going to the fridge 😛
Now your're talking, I like the hiney. Whats the deal, you driving now or going to AA or just pregnant. It's not like you to push yourself away from the brew. Man I actually have sympathy for you. 😳

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Originally posted by cashthetrash
Now your're talking, I like the hiney. Whats the deal, you driving now or going to AA or just pregnant. It's not like you to push yourself away from the brew. Man I actually have sympathy for you. 😳
Just want to prove to myself i can do it.......and a bit of an ulcer. I might have a beer on Saturday, but it's going against the original plan.

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I was in residence (in University) with this dude who could drink an entire pint in 4 gulps/4 seconds. Pretty amazing. He could also open his throat and drink an entire coffee mug of whatever hard liquor you put in front of him.

He was also studying to become a priest, I think. 😕

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